Dead ma lovelie. Utter dead
Been catching up and this and @Under_The_Influencer Mariomaid on his shell chair has made my night
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Been catching up and this and @Under_The_Influencer Mariomaid on his shell chair has made my night
“Ah couldnae help but wonder….why huv ah bought this laptop instead ah some dusters?”
Doesn’t do Easter because it’s for kids, says the man who behaves like the biggest child at Christmas?
I’m so glad we’re all super sleuths and called out the BS with the washing machine! I had a wee bespoke stalk of that Deek profile the other day and he was proud as punch to get that flat back in 2016/17 along with all the furniture and appliances.
We do need to see those pics of Mazza’s bedroom at his aunt’s though. Maybe the Beko was in there the whole time
I’m so glad we’re all super sleuths and called out the BS with the washing machine! I had a wee bespoke stalk of that Deek profile the other day and he was proud as punch to get that flat back in 2016/17 along with all the furniture and appliances.
We do need to see those pics of Mazza’s bedroom at his aunt’s though. Maybe the Beko was in there the whole time
If you were a baby waiting to be born and you heard Marion’s screeching would it make you want to stay up there longer or come out faster? Can’t decide really but wouldn’t cope having a member of Marion’s mafia as a mother either way
Here Marion, I’ve highlighted the relevant part, ya hole!
Deluded nose of a man
Deluded nose of a man
Someone must have the pics. They were posted in the early threads as I’ve defo seen it. I’ve tried his fb but one is too early and the others completely locked down for me.We do need to see those pics of Mazza’s bedroom at his aunt’s though. Maybe the Beko was in there the whole time
I had to be induced with my boy a few months ago, I assumed at the time it was cos he was aww cosy in there but I can’t help think it was because of this
hope that helps ma luvlie
I had to skip through last night’s dots of doom. I got the gist of it from you lovely lot.
I still can’t believe our Slumdog Millionaire has now treatid himself tae a laptop fae “work”
I still can’t believe our Slumdog Millionaire has now treatid himself tae a laptop fae “work”
I loved the end when he says he’s going to eat bags of crisps , chocolate and a pint glass of cola . No moaning Marion you don’t read on here
Maybe someone needs to let HMRC know Moaning Marion has a new job as well as Ava May income that he’s not declaring .The laptop will be handy for doing his accounts for the wee private cleans he's gonnae take on. God forbid he loses track of his self-employed income. HMRC wouldn't find that boujie
Could you imagine her in prison. The cell would be so boujee. Spending his weekly allowance on shite tae decorate. Making a bit of extra pin money doing all the other prisoners eyebrows
The cell would be bigger than his bedsitCould you imagine her in prison. The cell would be so boujee. Spending his weekly allowance on shite tae decorate. Making a bit of extra pin money doing all the other prisoners eyebrows
Like the other half of the ,Belfast Two in Peru' she made a living in the Peru jail doing hair and makeup. Pity Marion hasn't got enough hair for the bun she had and the ovaries for the twins she had when she got out.Could you imagine her in prison. The cell would be so boujee. Spending his weekly allowance on shite tae decorate. Making a bit of extra pin money doing all the other prisoners eyebrows
What he means when he says it’s for the kids is that he hasn’t got Derek an egg because he’s a selfish little bleep, but he’ll scream blue murder if Derek hasn’t got him an egg
Derk won’t have got him an egg as he knows what happens with the aftermath, sunflower lanyards getting flown about everywhere and more loads of sheets being washed
I think he is crabbit aboot Easter because we’ve been anticipating Easter decorations since November.
He will be wanting this oot the way so he can focus on adult stuff like matching Christmas jammies, tree reveal countdowns and hot chocolit stashuns xx
He will be wanting this oot the way so he can focus on adult stuff like matching Christmas jammies, tree reveal countdowns and hot chocolit stashuns xx
Don’t forget his advent calendars hen whilst deek got hee wrapped in haw
Hen, Deek didny miss oot. He goat a pair of bespoke elf size, pyure silk, personalised jammies. Nae debates.Don’t forget his advent calendars hen whilst deek got hee wrapped in haw
Oh ma god, I canni believe ah've goat a bespoke washing machine fur ma claes the same as Marion. Ever since ah heard dreams kin come true at Toledo Junction in Paisley, ah knew ah wis destined fur greatness. Who wants a signed photie eh me ma loverlies 
This wee pricks language on his posts are really starting to annoy me! I swear (a lot) but im no trying to ‘influence’ folk into buying products 
all these companies gifting this clown pr gifts should be ashamed of themselves. He is the most irritating foul mouthed little scrot bag i have came across. He's just been unfollowed and a message of annoyance sent to the companies
all these companies gifting this clown pr gifts should be ashamed of themselves. He is the most irritating foul mouthed little scrot bag i have came across. He's just been unfollowed and a message of annoyance sent to the companies - Status