Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

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Hyacinthsquash

Ma lovelies I’ve been on a wee comma as been on holiday living my life as I should, so on and so fourth. See Mazda is still spunking money on unnecessary items and ‘getting cosy’. Who the fucks getting cosy at this time of year coming into summer.. we are seizing the day and having a bespoke bbq in our back garden (smell tha wealth).
 
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Whatsallthis

laynelo_ said:
I’m going to need an explanation as to why he had court then 2 weeks later was in hospital
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Was a work thing according to the comments. Somebody shoplifting and he’s been a grass hence the hospital check in?

I huv pit 2n2 the gither ma lovelies so mibee came up wi5
 
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Mum3boys

Shrekssister said:
Well ma lovelies the day I went on a jurnay of my own tae Mario's very own local small business braehead. Clutched my beak to high heaven when I spotted this sign on a stall there.
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Hope you treatit yoursel on this day of dawn , pure stonnin !!and boujee!!

Smell that wealth!!!!
 
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Madge2022

Poptart said:
Your heating is on? I'm smelling the wealth from here ma lovelie!
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If ye've goat it, flaunt it! All I need noo' is a wee wax burner and ah'd be living like royalty in ma bedsit

Shrekssister said:
Well ma lovelies the day I went on a jurnay of my own tae Mario's very own local small business braehead. Clutched my beak to high heaven when I spotted this sign on a stall there.
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Did it smell like a two bar heater or the immersion heater fur hoat watter ma loverlie

orangeboom said:
Clutching ma beak at Deek’s glasgee royal check in.. u ok hun?
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He will PM you Hun x
 
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GiftedNotFree

Reading wee Derek’s Facebook profile is quite sad really. Prior to being cuckooed by Marion, he seemed to be in regular contact with friends and family, going out with work friends, doing football stuff and going to the gym, among other things. Then Mario came along and took over his flat and it seems like… other elements of his life. We never see / hear about Derek spending time with his extended family anymore, as an example.

He was even able to SAVE MONEY, unlike a certain someone

 
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SuzyE

Friggin Mario. He's a control freak.

Kick him out Derek. You can do much better than that parasite
 
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laynelo_

I do genuinely feel bad for Deek at times, he lived a simpler life before Maz came along and clearly enjoyed it. The only good thing that’s came out a their relationship is the bond he has way baby gurl Rayn. I bet if they two where two ever break up, Maz would demand that it would be Deek having to move out.
 
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GiftedNotFree

Also Derek paid for all the white goods himself (he confirmed this in the comments), and here’s Mario not even 6 years later trying to throw out his fucking washing machine!!! Urgh. He’s such a turd.




(I know the washing machine isn’t in this pic, but it’s in the same set of photos / updates!)
 
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Hyacinthsquash

Wee deek god bless him just wanted his little flat where he could get cosy then Mazda came and barged his way in 🥲 I do wonder why deek got the flat in the first place though, round here you have to be pretty much homeless to be housed by the council as a single adult with no dependants. Either way, he’s too good for boxroom maz.
 
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Poptart

His sharty sheets must have destroyed it.
 
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Anti-influencer

Shrekssister said:
Well ma lovelies the day I went on a jurnay of my own tae Mario's very own local small business braehead. Clutched my beak to high heaven when I spotted this sign on a stall there.
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Oh ma lovelie whit a day! You quite literally smelled the wealth! I’m huvin a bespoke case of envy
 
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BespokeBiatch

He was in the army so maybe they’ve helped him secure housing when he left.

I know a few ex army guys that have had help with this too.
 
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JoeExotic

After seeing Deek in his orange get up a wouldnae be surprised if there was some secret handshaking going on with some dodgy character fae the cooncil.

If the rest of Dereks family are members of the orange order then it’s probably a case of Derek being shunned by them when he got with Mario, which is a shame.
 
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