Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

[OhhBacon]

I think he looks better with his neon tan and jazzy silver glitter face decor. Admittedly the bleached hair might be a step too far. But at least he looks like he is full of fun and energy.
He looks like he had a personality that consisted of more than buying wax melts, cushion covers and reflooring perfectly decent floor.

He now just looks like a greying old man, wrapped up in his house coat, moaning about the weather and just waiting his days out!

Don’t mind me quoting myself but I feel seen!

His latest story is so aimed at us, he is trying to show how jolly, happy and fun his life is rather than the grey dressing gown flasher he portrays on Insta.

 

[Babybail93]

That's exactly how he is.

It must be exhausting having to think of things to do/buy next in order to keep your head in a good place.

It’s a shame he doesn’t realise if he saved for the big things, like holidays, he could live a really fulfilled life. Having something to look forward to is great for the mind. He is all about instant gratification.

Nothing in that flat need touching for a good few years now. I don’t get why he doesn’t book a little week in Majorca for the both of them. The content would be amazing!

 

[Whats the 411]

Dae any of you lovelies Ken anything aboot their proposal journey? Or did Derek just get telt one day

 

[Rayne]

He’s just so fucking miserable, guilt tripping parents for buying their kids Easter things. So what if they chose to buy them more than eggs or give money its upto them if they can afford it. Does he not think the kids will be happy, just like wee rayn would have been happy if he had bought her new toys for her birthday today?

 

[TheFabFader]

Well, that answers a lot of our questions. Marion boils her mince My mum made me brown the mince when I was a teenager learning to cook and I’ve never forgotten that.

 

[Booboo76]

No longer wants anything to do with negativity, what was the Dan yell thing about the other day then, dickhead!

 

[Keera]

I’ve had so much wine and am screaming laughing at how he calls it “this app” non ironically it just makes me absolutely buckld hens

 

[twilightgarden]

Wtf are those monstrosities on his face View attachment 1191086

His bespoke eBay “blue light cancelling” cartoon worm glasses so aye hen He’s been prescribed proper glasses for his Kerry katonas but disnae wear them and prefers to squint at his phone and look like even more of a halfwit.

 

[YellowYellowYellow]

Hens, I need to confess that oan this dayn of Dawn I agree with the grand wizard o Paisley toon. I’m sorry. I truly am. Easter is a fucking shit show of commercialism and I canny stand it.

With that said ma lovelies, she’s got a cheek wi criticising anyone oan this app for going all out and commercialising the hoop out of every celebration known tay man. So aye, am sorry dolls for the huge venture oot ma lane, but we move and hold oor phones up high. Spine bright diamond ma lovelies

 

[Whats the 411]

I think he is crabbit aboot Easter because we’ve been anticipating Easter decorations since November.

He will be wanting this oot the way so he can focus on adult stuff like matching Christmas jammies, tree reveal countdowns and hot chocolit stashuns xx

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Why she going oan like laptops are brand new out like a teenage gurul at Christmas. Little weirdo

 

[windupmerchant]

What does that even mean??

Was just coming here to find out what a Saxeaound was… now is it 1) a sax around us or 2) saxaphone or 3) who fucking knows what as he is high on the new bed fumes?

 

[Babybail93]

Why does he not know when to use quotation marks? Thick as fuck. I do love his bespoke inspirational quotes though that make fuck all sense

I can feel a rant coming on. He had a right paddy the last time we had been sharing stuff from his and Derek’s old facebooks

 

[Babybail93]

The latest pics of her living her best life in the Pat Butcher blouse. I love that he has a total of 3 photos to choose from to show how “fun” he is

Bet that blouse dissnae fit anymore. So aye

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Hens, I need to confess that oan this dayn of Dawn I agree with the grand wizard o Paisley toon. I’m sorry. I truly am. Easter is a fucking shit show of commercialism and I canny stand it.

With that said ma lovelies, she’s got a cheek wi criticising anyone oan this app for going all out and commercialising the hoop out of every celebration known tay man. So aye, am sorry dolls for the huge venture oot ma lane, but we move and hold oor phones up high. Spine bright diamond ma lovelies

Hunner percent agree ma lovelie but it’s the contradiction from him! He comes oan this app (not his Joab this app chose him) and rants on like he’s just a normal down to earth person like the rest of us. When he shits money faster than his shart card can be flashed for every single Instagram opportunity. The sheer amount of money he’s wasted on Christmas, autumn and everything else in between, is shameful! But that’s aw am saying. It’s just ma thoughts. (No ma quote)

 

[laynelo_]

Am just waiting fir the CHESTERFIELD SOFAS to get chucked inty the landfill way the rest a the shite and replaced way bespoke beige “Mario Sofas”

 

[Babybail93]

I hope someone bought Derek an Easter egg

Derek’s away tae get noshed off by someone aff that app Grindr, whilst he’s at the “footy”. Go on lad! Fill ya boots!

 

[Whats the 411]

What's he gonna do this year with the bedroom tree? Zero chance of it fitting beside that monstrosity

 

[Booboo76]

He’s sooo glad to be home, where did he go, on an expedition to Mount Everest or something, Jesus he’s a moaning fucker, have a mooch over to the bin and get in it, maz!

 

[Popper]

Ahhh the bespoke memories of him pretending his inbox was broken to try and make out that Hinch sent him a message to arrange a visit but he didn’t get it.