Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

[muscadet]

The reveal has just popped up on my Tik Tok, you know that app that you will never find him on

 

[Poptart]

He forgot this weekend was Easter....I take it he doesn't bother buying his nieces an egg then the tight arse little man.

 

[Madge2022]

Wedding to plan
Bet those magazine deals will be pouring in

There was a Scottish zeleb mag a while back, not sure if it's still going. He should start his own, can call it Hullo There or Aye Okay.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Here for the banter and the official launch of @Babybail93 campaign for matching door honnels

 

[Babybail93]

I think he’s crabbit as there’s no room for him to store Easter tat so he’s trying to take the high ground about commercialisation

Or he’s ran out of Klarna credits fae this month. So he’s pretending it’s no fae him

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Hens, I need to confess that oan this dayn of Dawn I agree with the grand wizard o Paisley toon. I’m sorry. I truly am. Easter is a fucking shit show of commercialism and I canny stand it.

With that said ma lovelies, she’s got a cheek wi criticising anyone oan this app for going all out and commercialising the hoop out of every celebration known tay man. So aye, am sorry dolls for the huge venture oot ma lane, but we move and hold oor phones up high. Spine bright diamond ma lovelies

He says it like he isn't one of the Insta huns decorating for various Hallmark days, he is so unaware it's painful. It's people like him who have taken it from a religious holiday, to a chocolate and plastic flower nightmare.

 

[Seonag]

What a shame his furbaby hates him.


Eh? So how does having IBS stop you from wearing a mask?

Because oor Moaning Marion breathes out her arse as well as talk out it

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Hullo ma lovelies! Unsure if this has been brought up before. A was having a nosey at Deeks old Facebook and noticed this…
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Fs Deek, Mario really wisnae worth coming oot the closet fur.

The checkins lmaooooo Christ almighty.

 

[Babybail93]

View attachment 1184222Hello Renfrewshire cooncil? Wan ah yer tenants huv went rougue.

I like the bit about cleaning the shared areas. I can imagine him out there tutting at everyone like Nora Batty when they walk over his mopped flairs

 

[HulaHannah]

Am no bothered, I don't look at that negativity, I don't give a shit, this app doesn't define me. Now excuse me while I spend all morning creating a slideshow in retaliation to all the stuff I read about my inconsistencies and horrible personality, so that you can all validate me and a handful of people can share it so I reshare and can passive aggressively continue to show people seeing through me bothers me very much.

 

[Babybail93]

260 comments on the reel of his new hotel hostel bedroom, and 85 comments on this new thread. Not such a big difference Marigold between your fans and “trolls”

 

[ferretmcferret]

As if oor Marion hasn’t written every single one of these. The terrible sentence structure, poor English, overuse and wrongly placed exclamation marks . ‘Kin hell he needs help Ma lovelies

 

[Rayne]

Is that because you've over spent this week that your wallets empty?!

Nasty, viscous, Mario

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The nerve of someone with an empty wallet judging others

 

[laynelo_]

Imagine him on a Ryanair flight

*Boomerang of going upstairs on the plane*

*Video of takeoff - we’re off*

*Boomerang of the miniature juices and shortbread - Such nice service from the air hostess*

*Picture of the bus taking them to the 3 star hotel*

 

[Babybail93]

Mario, ever heard that saying, 'This isn't the airport. You don't have to announce your departure'. The same goes for you telling us your every move
And we all know what a made up bed looks like. Tit!.

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He’s a brave man having white sheets with his guts. So aye

 

[Whats the 411]

What does he even mean? it’s like a game of fucking boggle trying to make any sense of the poisonous little turd

All I see is i, I’ve, I’m…. 8 times on the first page of his monologue. He’s self obsessed and starts a sentence with no idea how to finish it

 

[MaidMarion]

You do have a point. Where he is now he probably looks down his nose at the neighbours. If they moved it would be him who was the poor neighbour. So suits him to stay where he thinks he is better than others

Yeah thats a good point, he probably thinks he's the mutts nuts, strolling about in his big quilt coat and 100 denier tights, wearing the lanyard/shart pass like a big gangsta gold chain

 

[vivian_withnail]

The bed is listed on the website as the ‘Mia bed’. A bespoke spelling of Mario perhaps?

 

[Babybail93]

todays been a belter!!! Im sore from laughing at you lot

The room reveal did not disappoint, im praying he gets a letter saying the council have decided to just demolish his close after all relocation to Govern (if you know, you know)

Would be even funnier if a jobsworth from the cooncil saw his stories and he gets a visit from the housing inspector and is told to take all the shite off the wall in the living room doon and get them lights oot

 

[MarionWaffle]

Zoomed in. What the fuck is going on there???