Gird your loins hens! Itsa coming! She’s got her reel ready tae post!
Cleaning with Mario #62 the witchy foul mouthed hedgehog from Beruit so oui and so forth.
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Oh my god I’ve just noticed his email address for his pr- collaborations (not ma quote). Aol.co.uk!! This guy really is living in the 90s lol
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I really do struggle to remember that he isn’t in fact a parody account
Cmon tae duck, how much mair can he eek oot a new bed and some bleeping Dunellum lights.
Don't forget it includes a bespoke made to measure bed from Dan yell
It's up!! And it did not dissapointed. Looks ridiculous with the grey wallpaper. Includes bedside lights which you need to get out of bed to turn off, plenty of clutter, overloaded sockets and extension cables
rip hinch lamps
I love how he doesn't show the side of his room where all the shite clutter and candy cane Lane is rammed.
I really want ro know where all the shite that was stored under the bed now is
I really want ro know where all the shite that was stored under the bed now is
Ffs 
what a mess!! Glad he likes it cause no one else will, unless telling porkies. The Mario bed, I'm in bulk laughing, oh Maz, as per missed the mark by a mile doll
what a mess!! Glad he likes it cause no one else will, unless telling porkies. The Mario bed, I'm in bulk laughing, oh Maz, as per missed the mark by a mile doll 
Hahahahahaha worth the wait mazda hen 
Oh my god the normal light bulbs inside those bedside lights, he has no fuckin clue! Awww my god, I can't!! the fire damaged looking wallpaper does not go at all, it's all a cluttered mess in general, he really thinks he's the mutts nuts but really he's just a smelly bawbag!
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He still has the big light in centre of the room, you can see it for a split second just at the start
worth the wait mazda hen Oh my god the normal light bulbs inside those bedside lights, he has no fuckin clue! Awww my god, I can't!!
the fire damaged looking wallpaper does not go at all, it's all a cluttered mess in general, he really thinks he's the mutts nuts but really he's just a smelly bawbag!Edit to add.
He still has the big light in centre of the room, you can see it for a split second just at the start
Oh for duck sake, he's got silver lights (touching the headboard) and then gold mirror. The mouldy wallpaper really sets its off. The fact he still kept all his cluttered shelves too... Marion, Marion, as much as you try, you cannae afford to keep up with the joneses. You need to take a seat on your clam chair and get some class. All that build up, and it's just a different bed really. I want to burn that tiny hoosecoat. He looked like peewee Herman, what an absolootle clunge.
The light bulbs bleeping hell
bleeping hell What was transformed in that wee cave that meant they had to sleep on the "chesterfields" for a night? duck sake hahahahaha
Ma lovelies!! What a dayn dawn tae come back. I’d had a wee comma over the weekend tae just take back ma power but made it back just in time tae see the “introducing Mario bed”
Cannot decide what I love more, the reveal done in that bleeping bedsit strangler goonie, the large black wire fae the dyson, the flair vase/commode, the bleeping BULBS aww Marion hen you’ve really really treatit us the day.
It’s an absolute bleeping riot.
Cannot decide what I love more, the reveal done in that bleeping bedsit strangler goonie, the large black wire fae the dyson, the flair vase/commode, the bleeping BULBS
aww Marion hen you’ve really really treatit us the day.It’s an absolute bleeping riot.
I called the bleeping basic lights inside them glass shades weeks ago
nae an Edison bulb in sight!Just like his cleaning... No attention to the details. And it's all in the detailsView attachment 1183374
I called the bleeping basic lights inside them glass shades weeks ago
I think these are my favourite parts.
The view of Chernobyl from the window, the manky hoosecoot and the massive black wire because he INSISTS on displaying his wealth wae the Dyson hairdryer
The view of Chernobyl from the window, the manky hoosecoot and the massive black wire because he INSISTS on displaying his wealth wae the Dyson hairdryer
Well that was a let down
He needs to wait for Derek's next payday before he keeps going down this jurnay, no ma quote, hope that helps
The shelves need to go maz 
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