His sentences remind me of when you let autocorrect keep typing for you making it form a sentence but it just doesn’t quite make full sense
Cleaning with Mario #62 the witchy foul mouthed hedgehog from Beruit so oui and so forth.
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Utterly bespokely made to order by trolls and so forth. It’s so goodThe bespoke days of Christmas as requested:
On the first day of Christmas Marion gave to us:
Ten excited sharts
Nine ‘I’m fines’
Eight ‘no ma quotes’
Seven bongs for Derek
Six button mushrooms
Five gold riiiiiings (doorbell)
Four so forths and aye
Three so Ouis
Two blind Nikita dugs
And a baw bag in a penthoooooouse
Chanting us all on from the rooftops ma lovelies
we’ve taken a leaf out of ol sharty’s book and we’re coming up with Christmas tunes in April. So aye….. 
I’m putting ma tree up ma lovelies, living my life as it should be lived, keeping ma power (no ma quote) 
Ma lovelie you do you! I’m waiting on my autumnal journee and making ma fake leaf wreath I got fae small business Amazon. The hot chocolate station will soon be upon us. I might dae a wee sneak peek but you know me, never happy so always something tae change so aye.I’m putting ma tree up ma lovelies, living my life as it should be lived, keeping ma power (no ma quote)
do we think he’ll be using the bunny tails fae the high footfall hallway in the decorative crapet bedroom commode or will he be going on a bespoke pampas journee?
RIP knocker back chair. You were the Danyell freebie that started aw the furniture gifting after her small business went through the roof with the purchase of his bespoke plush "Mario" bed. I hope you've gone to the same good home as the padded mirrah and the old previous cushion back sofas. Spine bright 
If by good home you mean the green bank of grass outside the flat, then yes they’ve gone to a good homeRIP knocker back chair. You were the Danyell freebie that started aw the furniture gifting after her small business went through the roof with the purchase of his bespoke plush "Mario" bed. I hope you've gone to the same good home as the padded mirrah and theoldprevious cushion back sofas. Spine bright
I wonder has he read this? (Don’t be silly, FabFader, he’s semi-literate)
This explains a lot about what’s going on and is what we’ve been saying for ages.
Interesting quote from the article, "CANDLES ARE MY MAIN SOURCE OF JOY. WHAT DO I HAVE LEFT?" exclaimed someone else. Did Marion say that?
Chemist urges people not to use candles and says they're 'not good for the body'
A PhD organic chemist has caused a stir on TikTok after he posted a now-viral video explaining the dangers of lighting scented candles in the home - and people are not happy
www.mirror.co.uk
This explains a lot about what’s going on and is what we’ve been saying for ages.
Interesting quote from the article, "CANDLES ARE MY MAIN SOURCE OF JOY. WHAT DO I HAVE LEFT?" exclaimed someone else. Did Marion say that?
My lovelie, don’t forget to start airing the leaves the noo as they smell of bespoke fish.
Fur Bernadette tae collect
Cannae believe he’s jumpin oan his story and chanting “get yer arses up, a need tae get ready for work”
ok Kim K, chill oot.
ok Kim K, chill oot.
The actual bleeping state of him!!
It’s not normal for a 40yo man/thing to act like this, I have gay friends who laugh at him and say he doesn’t represent the gay community in any way! They say he’s an embarrassment.
THAT HAIR HahahahahahhaHahahhahahAhhahaha 
Practice makes ok ma lovelies!!!!
Practice makes ok ma lovelies!!!!
Has he been on a bespoke just for men jurnayTHAT HAIR HahahahahahhaHahahhahahAhhahaha
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Practice makes ok ma lovelies!!!!
It's over dyed isn't it. Poor old Mario, aging like milk.THAT HAIR HahahahahahhaHahahhahahAhhahaha
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Practice makes ok ma lovelies!!!!
That faceTHAT HAIR HahahahahahhaHahahhahahAhhahaha
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Cheeky little turd trying to be motivational for his 20 mins polis cleaning joab! That house coat must be honking with the IBS shart sweats, the way he thinks he’s a really good singer too. Naw a cant 
THAT HAIR HahahahahahhaHahahhahahAhhahaha
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God he’s an ugly bleep. And do u think he dyes his hair the wee fud? Mine looks thicker when I’ve just had it done (I have more than three hairs)
Waaaaaay back when he was showing us inside his new (or was it his old?
) wardrobes, there were a few small boxes inside that someone worked out was ‘Just For Men’ and that’s awe I’m saying the day.
Amazing that even with a filter he looks 3/4 dead. Those dark circles around his eyes are horrendous.
Truly. I’ve seen less ghoulish Halloween costumes.
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