What I wanna know is what does the duvet get washed in? Who am I kidding it’ll be whatever Marion uses
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Blanche ma lovelie, I've been considering this very thing. I'm picturing my cool glam family, looking down (we're tall) on the hedgehog in the Paddington coat asking to wrench my coffin open.
See, up until these latest 'coffin' posts, I thought that he was somewhat deluded, but harmless
These posts have been totally devoid of any sense of any decency and good taste. If he had lost someone who was close, he would know that...
His recent claims of grief are somewhat diminished, no?
I am scunnered hens, totally scunnered
These posts have been totally devoid of any sense of any decency and good taste. If he had lost someone who was close, he would know that...
His recent claims of grief are somewhat diminished, no?
I am scunnered hens, totally scunnered
Blanche ma lovelie, I've been considering this very thing. I'm picturing my cool glam family, looking down (we're tall) on the hedgehog in the Paddington coat asking to wrench my coffin open.
Haha if you’re gawn tae gloat about ma demise then at least make an effort tae blend in. Ah don’t want the one thing everyboady is talking about after Ave gone is how ah ken the weirdo wae the goonie and the crowbar.100% his friends* on insta are talking about him behind his back.
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Probably wondering which wan is gawn tae feature in his next hilarious instalment .100% his friends* on insta are talking about him behind his back.
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Don't think I've ever seen him clean the coffin shower, probably riddled with black mould. Just seen him clean the shitter about 50 million times.
He has shown it before, pours half a bottle of flash over it. So so wasteful, he's the same as hinch, destroying the environment.
Dae they, aye? 
duck right aff, Marie-antoinette
duck right aff, Marie-antoinette
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When he’s not channeling the spirits he’s channeling his dad and his brotherDae they, aye?
duck right aff, Marie-antoinette
He’s aff his heed! ‘This app’ is the perfect place for wee lying narcissistic cunts - how does one ever prove that he’s lying about…….
*getting stopped at Gleaga central by fans
* being an inspiration to young LGBTQI folks and receiving copious amounts of messages from said fans, their maws, their da’s, their grannies et al…
*getting stopped in the street of paisley by fans
*getting approached for brand deals left right & centre
*getting stopped and asked what bespoke scent he’s wearing
duck, the list could go on for an eternity - the grand wizard of paisley toon is frying ma nut with his delusions
If this is, I assume, sober chatter from his brain, then I dread to think what he's like when he's had a few.
Are these new, wtf he's obsessed. Urgh, odd little man.
Yes, he done it earlier tonight. The tit!
Honestly ma lovelies, I must tell you I thoroughly enjoy coming on here and catching up after I've been out there just living life as I should be (no ma quote) but when I pop on and see those screen grabs of him peering down with a heed like a burst fitbaw I don't know if I should clutch ma beak, phone 999 or delete my account. Nothing changes, still an ABZOLUTE WEAPON!!
It's likely because he actually doesn't know what to clean with/how to clean so he's essentially buying everything the companies or other influencers tell him to. Story of his entire life (that he cannot help but make public and open to the opinions of others), has to have it because someone else on IG has shown it once, never used it, but said it was 'amazing' and they just 'laaaarve it'.
That's also the reason for decanting and label lady labels, he's very late to the party, but desperate to have whatever other accounts/sheep have deemed as the 'in thing'. Let's be honest, it's in a cupboard and not seen, so waste of time and energy. If you are going to do that, start going to refill shops and skip the plastic bottles (or I'd suggest bulk buying huge quantities to decant, trying to minimise plastic, etc, but let's be honest, he has no room for that short of switching out a sofa to sit on containers instead - I was going to talk about switching out bed base to sleep on them, but then remembered his bed is already housing a lot of his hoard ot tat).
His mask really slips on those troll stories doesn’t it.
Those TikTok’s are so funny that he’s not uploaded them to his TikTok. Very telling!
These tic tic videos are tit and he is not funny in the slightest. Also I love my wee leprechaun hat 
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