He's the last person I'd want to plug my products with his dark circles 
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Maybe he’s been on the M&S thread - I’m sure it’s that cereal that’s highly rated on there!
Hes still a grotesque wee shiteing little goblin, so aye.
Hark at Coco Chanel giving fashion commentary 
Imagine Marion on the red carpet. In them plastic primark shoes.
Deek next to him in his primark kids section playstation tracky. pure bespoke
This has got meI bet when Derek is in doing a jobbie, Marion slides his lanyard under the door so Derek needs to nip it to let Marion in
All I see here is the woman’s eyebrow’s shrinking in length
They’d squeak when he walked and he’d look like a total fanny, and then he would be oan the bus hame at half 7 screaming aboot his sare toes
Someboady needs tae tell Marion that if your face looks like Will Smith has gave ye a skelp after you’ve cleansed, then it’s no right for your skin. That Lumi Spa looks as gid as a scourer tae the face.
His skin is disgusting. Looks as if it feels like kitchen roll. Is Marion a smoker?
If Mario used a muslin, he would say its a bespoke Muslim clothUsing a bleeping tea towel in his “skin care” regime
He’d be saying it’s a pure boujee Halal face cloth. bleeping idiotIf Mario used a muslin, he would say its a bespoke Muslim cloth
His grey teeth and skin wid suggest he’s a smoker but then he did dae a story slagging aff smokers then shat it and took it doon straight after. Who kens wae him. So aye.
Title suggestion: tea towel skin care, council cut hair
He did say fellow smokers on the post where he was raging about someone blowing smoke in this face so maybe he is
And there's Mario strutting around in Primark's best
Hello ma lovelies, I see our wee little pixie is offering more advice. I've never known someone with IBS, to eat so much tit.
In the melt, “black orchid”
Tonsalove,
MOI xxx
Tonsalove,
MOI xxx
Oops, you had me there!! Was wondering how I’d missed Marion posting this!! You evil genius
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