Whit does he mean we made it was it not just this very week he did a whole speech about loving Monday now?!
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Where is this new light for? It wasn’t a year ago he had that tacky one fitted in the bedroom from The Range. I can’t see him getting rid of the cooncil strip light in the kitchen, and the living room one is less than a year old too?
If I see one more clip of that tacky B&M fire hazard of a cheap bedroom I’ll scream!!!!!
Sorry ma lovlies I’m fine, absalootly Fine!!!
Let’s kick Fridays arse, it’s nearly Monday!!
Tonsa love
Sorry ma lovlies I’m fine, absalootly Fine!!!
Let’s kick Fridays arse, it’s nearly Monday!!
Tonsa love
And what is the shite “we made it”. He’s cleaning police bogs for 2 hours a day not climbing the north face of the Eiger. He makes me so mad working so little, his stupid exemption lanyard and his illiterate quotes. Aye I’m crabbit and hormonal the day ma lovelies
It's a simple yes you imbecile. Stop trying to keep up with the kids 
I don't ask either. Hinch and Solomon do it all the time as well, but it's their way of bragging at what they're buying
Yep. Also it makes their gullible followers think they actually care about their opinion (spoiler: they don't). 9 times out of 10 they have already made their mind up and bought something. Notice they hardly ever show the results of the pollsI don't ask either. Hinch and Solomon do it all the time as well, but it's their way of bragging at what they're buying
Mario probably isn't that savvy though and just does it to boost engagement
Rips my knitting. Talk about bragging. Everyone else watching the pennies and some poor families really struggling and Hinch moaning the wood on her bannisters is too orange.It's a simple yes you imbecile. Stop trying to keep up with the kids
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I don't ask either. Hinch and Solomon do it all the time as well, but it's their way of bragging at what they're buying
. First world problems or what! (Still crabbit) 
I've seen some terrible sights in town today ma lovelies. Too. Much. Flesh. I've also had to be a bus wanker, someone on the bus STANK. I'm 99% sure the fella who was sitting behind me was smelling my hair. Feel martyred like St Mario the patron saint of bus wankers.
Thinking of you at this tough time. Keep your power *not my quote
I'm home now ma lovelie, bastard of a week, mop leg kicking my way into the weekend.Thinking of you at this tough time. Keep your power *not my quote
Let’s get this weekend done!
Hope you have your Grans housecoat on, bumming fort ready to keep you warum, loads of beige processed food and maybe even one of
lethal drinks 
it's almost Thursday you've got this He can go away with his we made it to Friday.
I’m working the next 3 nights and going to miss the entirety of Mother’s Day. So take your power and get in the bin. I’m crabbit need a comma
I’m working the next 3 nights and going to miss the entirety of Mother’s Day. So take your power and get in the bin. I’m crabbit need a comma
POWER What power?
The bleep cannae take 2 steps without needing a shite.
duck off ya cartoon worm
What power?The bleep cannae take 2 steps without needing a shite.
duck off ya cartoon worm
Hi 
Has anyone checked that Marion is "fine" today? I like to know he's fine and he's no actuals said he's fine and no bothered by trolls. Hope he's fine anyway 
Has anyone checked that Marion is "fine" today? I like to know he's fine and he's no actuals said he's fine and no bothered by trolls. Hope he's fine anyway 
Plans are underway….
Is he supporting small business by having someone knock up a bespoke double high sleeper to enable even more hoarding?
Or perhaps Danyell has a freebie in plush grey for him?
Is he supporting small business by having someone knock up a bespoke double high sleeper to enable even more hoarding?
Or perhaps Danyell has a freebie in plush grey for him?
Feel I need to comment as this thread moved to page 2 and we’re no keeping the power.
I’ve had time to read through all the threads I missed and my absoloot snort out loud moment was what I read ‘shart card’!! Whoever coined that is a genius!
I’ve had time to read through all the threads I missed and my absoloot snort out loud moment was what I read ‘shart card’!! Whoever coined that is a genius!
So yae cannae see the apache territory that he lives in, mad brass monkey stawnin wae a staffy dug thats3 takin a shite oot on the boujie green. Aw wae a view of the bespoke wheelie bins spewin their ringer hoachin wae flys. So oan and eksetrah
Yer welcomeFeel I need to comment as this thread moved to page 2 and we’re no keeping the power.
I’ve had time to read through all the threads I missed and my absoloot snort out loud moment was what I read ‘shart card’!! Whoever coined that is a genius!
ah like tae make yeez aw laugh cause am no bothered, no carin, absalootly fine, fine,fine ma lovely. Everybody was wearin Green fur that wee lassie so Maz decided to be Maz and wear blue since he likes tae make such statements like sportin a shart card and tryin tae outdo, sly dig and upstage disabled weans, i mean whats cerebral palsy when yev got a bespoke shart caird. So Aye
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I have stripped the bed and ready to hang it outside in my garden using my own backdoor. Let's get this weekend done and kick the ass out of it. Under his eye * not my quote
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