Am lying here in ma scratcher wide awake the night, canny sleep fur thinkin aboot Mazda’s latest venture into comedy
sorry, I meant “comedy”. Imagine being deed n at peace lying in the coffin and he pops his big beak into yer final resting place to
duck up yer beautiful deed corpse appearance wae his rancid oot ae date Dior contour that he’s hud since 2015 when he went oan a supermarket sweep ae Debenhams beauty counter all in the name ae an Insta haul fur the lovelies. Ad be crabbit!!!!!
Anyways hope you’re aw in a slumber, enjoy it while it lasts, it’s 3:15am the noo so you’ve aw goat aboot 45 minutes mare peace before Moira’s up causing a racket puttin the first wash ae the day in the bastard machine. It’s an IBS hing ma hens, if ye don’t know then get tae know. Karma oan yer arse otherwise. Tonsa love n tattie hearts
sweating in YOUR jammies
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