I wanna see Derek do one of those TikTok vids. Telling Mario she looks better and healthier now he’s been embalmed. So aye and etcetera
Red everything. Does anyone still have the photo?That was decorated like a the virgin holidays consession in debenhams
absolutely dead ma lovelie.The view from the phone screen as Mario looks at his klarna statement
Ma luvlie, is it yer absaloooot stapul but?? Dae ye have a highlight on yer stories aboot yer perfooms?? Wis it a doop scent?? Or are ye so wealthy ye can buy the real stuff?? Did ye buy it way yer Christmas money??Long time lurker but after receiving a compliment on my perfoom the other night when I was aff the app and living my best life, I had to comment as I replied “I’ve no sprayed for hours, the projection is great”. Help me ma lovelies.
it’s been there for a while Ma lovelie but don’t think anyone has used it coz he’s no shown us anything #gifted in a while!!Did oor male wife always have a pr email in his bio?
I'm also waiting on his avamay discount code disappearing quietly since he pished out her business like wee rayn in the litter boax
'The lady doth protest too much, methinks'*We don't care that you don't care. But you obviously do or you wouldn't mention it...Knob! View attachment 1123977
There’s new build council houses being built near me, puuure modern lit wit our Maz could only dream a. He’d be fewmin that he couldn’t put a media wall and damp panelling in those houses. But god forbid a having Maz living in ma street I’d bleeping move ootNow I’m laughing about the time he thought they were going to be rehoused into a 2 bed new build with front and back doors and a garden hahahaha.
It became my absoloot staple when I had people stopping me in the street asking wit it wis. I could not walk more than few steps without somebody asking me!!Ma luvlie, is it yer absaloooot stapul but?? Dae ye have a highlight on yer stories aboot yer perfooms?? Wis it a doop scent?? Or are ye so wealthy ye can buy the real stuff?? Did ye buy it way yer Christmas money??
He waffles some amount of shite. Bet that wax melt girl is wondering to herself 'mazda love would you ever just duck up' - the way he talks gives me the shivers and see that diamond emoji, it needs rammed up his IBS hole.wtf is "We're can fall in life"...
He just keeps drawing attention to it, the stupid idiot
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I'm seeing the scene in The Titanic, Mario is Kate Winslet Hannah is Leo, Mario is shoving Hannah off the bit of wood.wtf is "We're can fall in life"...
He just keeps drawing attention to it, the stupid idiot
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