Eau de Derek
Eau de DerekWe can only hope, although a part of me would be gutted if Melv left insta because this thread would die and I fucking love taking the piss out of St Melvin.But I do agree with you, how much more can he do? There is not a square inch of space left in the plush tat cave left to put another crushed velvet diamante knick knack, so it's hard to see what freebies he will beg. I suppose another Eeeeva Meeeyyy collab could happen but if he's already given them "his signature scent" what else is left?
Agree 100% but Ava May came about back in the day before he let his mask slip, when people used to post that their children would watch him, before he started regularly swearing like a sailor. Ava May already sell a bath bomb that is just called ‘Black Orchid’ and not ‘Mario’ so I think they are trying to move away from him, tbh. I think he has burned most of his bridges. He doesn’t have it in him to take his account to the next level, but like you, I would be gutted to lose this threadWe can only hope, although a part of me would be gutted if Melv left insta because this thread would die and I fucking love taking the piss out of St Melvin.But I do agree with you, how much more can he do? There is not a square inch of space left in the plush tat cave left to put another crushed velvet diamante knick knack, so it's hard to see what freebies he will beg. I suppose another Eeeeva Meeeyyy collab could happen but if he's already given them "his signature scent" what else is left?
I know our Melv is unique and special, but can we make a pact that if he fucks off and leaves us we either keep this going in memorium or meet on a thread elsewhere? I'd miss the cheeky lot of youseWe can only hope, although a part of me would be gutted if Melv left insta because this thread would die and I fucking love taking the piss out of St Melvin.But I do agree with you, how much more can he do? There is not a square inch of space left in the plush tat cave left to put another crushed velvet diamante knick knack, so it's hard to see what freebies he will beg. I suppose another Eeeeva Meeeyyy collab could happen but if he's already given them "his signature scent" what else is left?
Ha ha, totally, I’m inI know our Melv is unique and special, but can we make a pact that if he fucks off and leaves us we either keep this going in memorium or meet on a thread elsewhere? I'd miss the cheeky lot of youse
Yes! This is my favourite bunch of people on here and I would go into a serious decline without youse all and so forthI know our Melv is unique and special, but can we make a pact that if he fucks off and leaves us we either keep this going in memorium or meet on a thread elsewhere? I'd miss the cheeky lot of youse
Hi hunni it’s bloody roasting here sorry to say it’s 30 in the shadeVery True - Hope you enjoying your hols well jel - it's freezing here
Eau de TWAT more likeEau de Derek
He is a very special findIn a world full of Instacunts, I'm 100% sure we could find someone new to hate and laugh at in equal measure
But I would miss St Mario and all his selfless acts, saving small businesses whilst mainly promoting himself, his grey padded tat cave, his new purple sofas, his protractor styled seven hairs, his amazing choice in music, wallpaper, decor, his journeys. Oh, the list is endless
No what I meant was he isn’t likely to get a high amount on a mortgage working in a store and I just wondered what Derek did. I know I was renting and basically paying someone else’s mortgage. I think I must have payed off what they got the house for. Then my husband and decided to buy. He has a good job and I Work part time in a store so I wasn’t insinuatingly he wouldn't get a mortgage be because he works in Debenhams. But I know they ended up leaving out what I earned as it was so little I did work full time but due to I’ll health I can now only do part time.Yeah absolutely. It just seemed to me that the person I was replying to was suggested he wouldn't be able to get a mortgage purely because he works in Debenhamswhich I thought was an odd way to think.
This is mouldy Melv, he’ll find something else he ‘needs’ and will get those hints out there for the freebies.Maybe now he has been gifted the sofas he will quit? Despite his protestations to the contrary, he is on insta for the freebies. Maybe the sofas have now satisfied his greed and, maybe even unconsciously, he no longer has the drive in him. I don’t think he is able put the effort in of working with a brand full time, having to do multiple stories and grid posts. He only ‘works’ with companies who give him stuff in return for a single thank you. The only things he has left to change is his bathroom and kitchen which, presumably he can’t change in a council property anyway? He has run out of steam.
Oh, I think HMRC will teach him. He’ll be saying them in his sleep when they’re finished with himHere are some phrases that Melvin should familiarise himself with:
"HMRC"
"Tax return"
"Undeclared earnings"
If he can't manage to grasp "NHS", I think you're onto a loser thereHere are some phrases that Melvin should familiarise himself with:
"HMRC"
"Tax return"
"Undeclared earnings"
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