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I imagine you on the top of a mountain, like Mary Poppins, except waving your phone around.He’s on another hormonal downer and has to garner some sympathy from the menopausal mafia. Sorry am aff this app ma lovelies. Hubby has taken me away hoping for some action and I found the wifi. But this isnae ma joab so you all need to stop asking!
Maybe he was sacked
He was at the very top of his career, his words, assistant manager at a branch of Next. Ooh and Semichem, allegedly sacked for knicking. This cv has killed me, needs putting on the wiki.
Hen, you have made my day, month, year, life, etc. That is easily the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I read it in his voice.
Dream or nightmare Ma lovely ? XI dreamt oor Maz gave us an update, he was straddling Deek in bed and Deeks face was pure pleasureliterally first port of call was here and it was a dream. I was so looking forward to them being ripped a new arsehole and it didn't even happen
A need counselling after this image hen so aye thank fur ruining ma weekend when I was just aboot to kick the arse oot of it now sit doon and get some class ma luvlee tonsa loveI dreamt oor Maz gave us an update, he was straddling Deek in bed and Deeks face was pure pleasureliterally first port of call was here and it was a dream. I was so looking forward to them being ripped a new arsehole and it didn't even happen
It's looks like an exocet missile exI think I've developed kerry katonas cos I Cannae see anything.
Omg that's brilliant!
I read it in his voice too!Hen, you have made my day, month, year, life, etc. That is easily the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I read it in his voice.
I have visions of him handing it oot doon Paisley High street (only intae the boujiest shops!!)Hen, you have made my day, month, year, life, etc. That is easily the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I read it in his voice.
I AM CHOCKING TO DEATH
And his sister runs a care home with a memorial gardenHe disnae discuss private matters aboot his family hen except when his parents paid aff the mortgage and his dad had surgery so aye ma luvlee insta isnae his joab is joab his joab oan this app
The lamp that doesn’t plug inSo much going on in the one photo - carpet freshener not hoovered up, the lamp that doesn’t plug in as there’s no near by socket, the basket filled with absolute shite.
I would love to see the tatt palace in person. I bet there is just shit everywhere.
So many questions. What a strange wee guy.So much going on in the one photo - carpet freshener not hoovered up, the lamp that doesn’t plug in as there’s no near by socket, the basket filled with absolute shite.
I would love to see the tatt palace in person. I bet there is just shit everywhere.
Sure it’s carpet freshener?So much going on in the one photo - carpet freshener not hoovered up, the lamp that doesn’t plug in as there’s no near by socket, the basket filled with absolute shite.
I would love to see the tatt palace in person. I bet there is just shit everywhere.
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