Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

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If it takes 19 seconds to dry your hair with a dyson, you don’t need anything more than to stick your head out the window
 
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Well seen as his competition winner should be announced today surely he should have put something on his own stories about that? I don’t know why Ava may has bothered to put Mario’s name to it
 
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THICK COARSE HAIR I’m dying he did not say this what the fuck was he stroking the head of his broom . He is so deluded
 
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The only thick course hair he has is the hair he gets ooot in the bumming Fort so aye.
 
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The only thing in that hoose flat way course thick hair is fucking Rayn end of. Mazda lives in a land a delusion way his imaginary 30” locks
 
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The funniest thing about all these comments regarding Marion’s hair (or lack of!) is that those pics are a couple years old. Probably pre pandemic so imagine how much thinner it’ll be now. Istanbul jurnee pending
 
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The funniest thing about all these comments regarding Marion’s hair (or lack of!) is that those pics are a couple years old. Probably pre pandemic so imagine how much thinner it’ll be now. Istanbul jurnee pending
He wouldnae pass the test to get a passport ma lovelie. (I know it’s not a test but we all know he’d fuck up the interview).
 
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Fuck sake poor wee deek is still clutching his forest tree waiting for his driving lessons so aye and so forth
 
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Fuck sake poor wee deek is still clutching his forest tree waiting for his driving lessons so aye and so forth
Car fresheners for nae car, dishwasher tablets for nae dishwasher, hairdryer and oplex for nae hair
 
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Car fresheners for nae car, dishwasher tablets for nae dishwasher, hairdryer and oplex for nae hair
lmfaoooooo olaplex man that has me dead. Could just cut the dead ends off and it’s grow back in a week his length
 
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Steppin oot ma lane to say I’ve been on “this app” and saw this! Clutchin ma beak!

 
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The funniest thing about all these comments regarding Marion’s hair (or lack of!) is that those pics are a couple years old. Probably pre pandemic so imagine how much thinner it’ll be now. Istanbul jurnee pending
Marion does not leave Scotland Ma lovely . If it ain’t a 30 min bus journeh , it ain’t happening
 
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Saw this and thought of oor Marion. Just to clarify though, I am most definitely NOT in love with him though that would take a very special person
You’ve nae gotta be wired right to love that. I reckon even his Mum regrets going bareback all them years ago. So aye
 
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