Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

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I've been reading the proposals to make twitter and Facebook and Insta verify age, allegedly to stop kids looking at porn, but really to stop free speech. It will totally knacker the huns follower numbers. Not being able to call Boris a cunt is worth it, if it means Mario is down to 378 followers, all tattlers.
 
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Funny how these fake messages always arrive at the perfect time #needed in one of the many mail boxes that don’t exist and always after he’s spouted his usual pile of bullshit
I thought he sent it to himself but it looks to well written for him
 
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Ave got ma specs oan noo ma lovelie and ah can see the other glass. That’s some vodka measurement he’s oan does he keep flowerless vases aroon? Poor Deek, if it’s no the smell oh shite, he’s swimming in pishy sheets haha
Am no sure where he stores his vases Balance ma lovelie but he likely stores them on tap of the Ikea wardrobes. Maybe he has the flowerless vase looked out and waiting for his Valens/ Valemtimes day floories far wee Deek. It looks to me like a humongous glass though, so i think he is partaking in school night drinking of alcoholic beverages.
 
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Totally agree but the main problem is that he doesn’t know how to live his life…this app is all he knows….quite pathetic actually
 
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The man is an absolute buffoon! Why on earth does the person putting the tv on the wall need access to the rear of the building?? They only need to be in your room Marion to drill 4 holes ffs! Make it make sense!! You have sky q so no cables to run either. He talks so much shit and is such a drama Queen woe is me
 

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Days of posting about how miserable Insta makes him, but it's all ok now, oh wait all trolls families hate them. Interspersed with ludicrous over spending. But he's spining bright. Sigh. Act like an adult, Mario, delete your account.
 
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Wouldn't the Council have informed residents that works would be happening?More waffle from him.
 
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I know!
Does he think the man needs to scale up the wall to fix four screws into the bedroom wall?! If he did think that, wouldn’t the scaffolding be an advantage? Did he think the handyman would have unusually long ladders to reach the third floor?! Makes no sense at all.
 
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That confused me as well?!. I'm no expert, but even l know they don't need access into the home. I had all my guttering replaced with pvc on the fascias as well, and it was all done outside when l was at work. Silly little man
 
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Clutching ma beak here hens at another fiasco at faulty towers ...so aye klarna oan his arse
 
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Jesus wept he can make a drama out of anything. The council are working outside at the back "no notice" and the person fitting the wall bracket will enter via the front "ring doorbell" and do what s/he needs to do. He has no clue about anything!
 
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The cooncil hav bin watching his stories oan his app an have erected bespoke scaffolding for him ready for his TV bracket tae be screwed ontae his freshly painted wall nae debates
 
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His little rant was the equivalent of those passive aggressive posts people put on Facebook and someone replies saying omg are you ok hun and they say “ I can’t talk about it babes “

Could just imagine Marions vague Facebook meltdowns... if someone asked if he was ok he’d say if you don’t know, get to know.
 
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He’s a lying bastard the council wouldn’t show up and do work without notice, they probably sent a letter ages ago but his 3 brain cells couldn’t open it or read it. I hope the telly breaks and leaves a big hole in the wall when it falls in the middle a the night.
 
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He probably binned the letter from the council about the work being done as he thought it was his credit card bill
 
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Why would the council need to give notice there’s scaffolding going up outside? It’s not like it affects the tenants. I don’t understand why it would affect his tv being put up? Unless it’s bespoke scaffolding that’s put inside.
 
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