Rayn gets a stovies blowback ..duck sake!Poor Rayn.
Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction
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Poor wee bleep is hung there to recover and air after a mammoth bum in the fort hen
Velveteer has made me laugh much more than it should 
Sounds like a gang of 19th century guys to meVelveteer has made me laugh much more than it should
Lock up your daughter's, the Velveteers have taken lodgings in the 'ton for the season
Ma lovelies, it looks like our rayn has shat intae Marion's hot choclatt hot chocolate. if ya don't know get tae know. Im verring back intae ma aine laine, fresh hoose coat oon, having a wee cuppa wae ma pals. I love ma pals, spine bright janice RIP.
Handbrake turn out of my ain lane for a momentā¦.I just treated myself to the Ring Doorbell stories. Can anyone help me? If Mario has secure entry in his flats then what is the point of the device? He buzzes someone into the building then waits until they get to his front door and checks the camera on his phone to see who it is? That person hasnāt announced themselves at door 1? And he canāt use the spyhole?
And he needs the Chime becauseā¦once he buzzes the visitor in at door 1, he starts to āblast musicā and therefore instantly forgets he just let them in. 20 seconds later when they get to his door, he gets the notice from Chime, checks his phone and his memory returns so he can open the door? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!!
And he needs the Chime becauseā¦once he buzzes the visitor in at door 1, he starts to āblast musicā and therefore instantly forgets he just let them in. 20 seconds later when they get to his door, he gets the notice from Chime, checks his phone and his memory returns so he can open the door? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!!
@TryingNYC Marion is too wee to reach the spy hole hen and his Kerry Katona eyes mean he couldnae see who it wis anyway so the Ring is an ABZALOOT STAPUL so aye and so forth 
Iāve seen Marioās block of flats - no way is the close door still on
The āsecure entry systemā panel has probably been stolen and sold as scrap metal for a tenner bag.GOOD MORNING MA LOVLIES
1.30am and um up ready to kick the erse oota Monday. Av kicked Derek oot the hoose cos is he duck lying aboot in bed while am up cleaning, graftin, wurkin. Av sent him ootside to sit in the close way the local bespoke junkiesā¦. They are Seedhill bespoke junkies, no just regular wans, am no a complete commoner
ive hud ma melon wedge and 3 grapes and a washed it doon with a hot chocolat velveteer hoat choc,HIGHLY RECOMMEND, stunnin.
Av faffed about in my mother o the bride hoosecoat and pit a wax melt in Janice (RIP). Av steam cleaned the bummin fort and am gonna get showered and douse masel in pure Wealth.
gonna get maself along tay the precinct and treat maself to some bargains. No treatit masel since yesterday so itās long overdue! So aye!!
gonna go doon to castlevicci later and huv oor dinner. Will treat derek to a full size portion tonight a hink.
tons a luv!!!
1.30am and um up ready to kick the erse oota Monday. Av kicked Derek oot the hoose cos is he duck lying aboot in bed while am up cleaning, graftin, wurkin. Av sent him ootside to sit in the close way the local bespoke junkiesā¦. They are Seedhill bespoke junkies, no just regular wans, am no a complete commoner
ive hud ma melon wedge and 3 grapes and a washed it doon with a hot chocolat velveteer hoat choc,HIGHLY RECOMMEND, stunnin.
Av faffed about in my mother o the bride hoosecoat and pit a wax melt in Janice (RIP). Av steam cleaned the bummin fort and am gonna get showered and douse masel in pure Wealth.
gonna get maself along tay the precinct and treat maself to some bargains. No treatit masel since yesterday so itās long overdue! So aye!!
gonna go doon to castlevicci later and huv oor dinner. Will treat derek to a full size portion tonight a hink.
tons a luv!!!
The short and simple answer isā¦. Heās backwards, no quite right. A bit of a dafty
Honestly, who the f*ck parades around like that. Heās an absolute weirdo.
Am i right in thinking that a velvetiser only makes one cup at a time?
If so, who had the freezing cold one in the photo of the two cups together?
If so, who had the freezing cold one in the photo of the two cups together?
In my world itās now lunchtime, derek is still oot playing with the junkies and Iām now about to fire up the velveteer for a hot warm chocolate and a roll that looks like a burst cushion. Aw ma cleanin hus been done since I was up early doors and Iāve done my half hoor shift at the busy station.
Wee denzel would have had the cauld wan hen , he disnae even have wardrobe space or allowed to use jo malone handwash its Mario's page Mario's rulez
He is not even allowed to use the hangers
Velveteer still has me clutching ma beak at my desk on this bespoke Monday morning!! Aye letās get this week done.. only 4 more days til the weekend.
Morning ma luvlies 
hope youse are kicking mondays arse
still howling at the curtain time lapse featuring his Kerry Katona eyes
hope youse are kicking mondays arse still howling at the curtain time lapse featuring his Kerry Katona eyes
In the brand *Hot* Shooocolatt anaw
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