Omg I bet you couldn't believe your eyes seeing Maz & Deek on the train
Bet he was up to high do at the thought of being recognised
Deeks happy wee face is brilliant, Maz on the other hand would spoil milk
Omg I bet you couldn't believe your eyes seeing Maz & Deek on the trainBelieve it or not, it was at a Spice Girls concert.
We ended up on the same train from Glasgow to Edinburgh as them. Marions face was like that the full journey.
“Naw Derek am urnae slammin ma boady doon and windin it aw aroon!!! Get yer mind oot the gutter!”
That’s what I imagine happened at the time of that photie.
Naw my lovelie you should be clutching your beak. We are all on fire tonightDo you know what I love about this thread? Marion doesn’t need to post anything and it’s still fucking hilarious! I am actually buckled reading tonight’s posts!
Looks like he's farted and is hoping noone notices. Derek has....View attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
Kin yeh imagine the smell? Would clear murryfield oot. Folk wandering about wondering what the reekin smell is no realising it’s Marios ring piece hummin Edinburgh ootLooks like he's farted and is hoping noone notices. Derek has....
I forget how tiny he isI've just discovered the decorating highlight and I wonder where he got the Deek accessory
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Boking at the thought of shite and weed mixed with whatever delightful stench he’d wearing that day….. bubble bath smell?I imagine Deek's fat doobies help to mask Maroon's silent but deadlies
They’d wait outside the terminalI don't think they have the capacity to manage the airport. They could not manage arriving for a restaurant booking without fucking it up
Just aswell he’s a wee guy or he wouldn’t fit in the bedsit with all the shite maz hoards.I forget how tiny he is
Aye, or the £250 baccarat rougeBoking at the thought of shite and weed mixed with whatever delightful stench he’d wearing that day….. bubble bath smell?
Absolute stoater
Where was this?? What a coupon
Fuck sake Margrit ah thought it wis a rangers game, I don’t ken why! The dour faced shite.Believe it or not, it was at a Spice Girls concert.
We ended up on the same train from Glasgow to Edinburgh as them. Marions face was like that the full journey.
“Naw Derek am urnae slammin ma boady doon and windin it aw aroon!!! Get yer mind oot the gutter!”
That’s what I imagine happened at the time of that photie.
Cos the app isny his joab. His joabs his joab. He wants to spray his followers with mental images of his ring piece collapsing then so be it.I’m still struggling to comprehend how he can go on his stories and announce to 100,000 people he’s got bisto gravy shooting out of his back passage and not even bat an eyelid about it
Aw wee DeekI've just discovered the decorating highlight and I wonder where he got the Deek accessory
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He's just a wee skelfI forget how tiny he is
It’s a good job he’s facing forwards when he’s answering the door to the postman naked, dread to think of the utter carnage if he opened it whilst faced the other wayCos the app isny his joab. His joabs his joab. He wants to spray his followers with mental images of his ring piece collapsing then so be it.
Poor wee deek, gawn bare back into that manky caveIt’s a good job he’s facing forwards when he’s answering the door to the postman naked, dread to think of the utter carnage if he opened it whilst faced the other way
Parcel signed for by Mr Full of shit
I’m glad you brought that up ma lovelie coz sometimes I wonder, do they actually do the horizontal hula. A very grim thought I admit but a jist Cannae picture it.Poor wee deek, gawn bare back into that manky cave
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