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bluey

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Pissed off he has jo malone sea salt that’s one of my faves, but I dunno whether he has a wealthier strength than mine because can I fuck get 18 hrs “projection” out of it.
Also I really must try the £20 Versace that you can buy from savers and Amazon because as he said it’s smells of pure “wealth”
 
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Dawn Dayn

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Can't we gift him a holiday, somewhere they don't speak English. He'd be crying on his stories, wearing his hoosecoat on the beach.
 
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lauhlauhlauh

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Cleaning with Mario 56 - Smell the wealth in our wealthy thread for wealthy people.
 
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Whatsallthis

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Now would you believe it. Hotel Chocolat does Klarna!
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Oh and who would’ve thought it. Penhaligons does too. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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DollyTheLamb

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Just done the maths and added Mario's notes to help you all out with your purchases, he has clearly been reading her because he replaced gorgeous with projection!
  1. Black XS £40 (An old take on a new take; for a night out)
  2. CK Be £20 (Last forever, scent travels 4 hours; for day wear)
  3. CK Summer £20 (Only for summer, not winter or spring)
  4. Marc Jacobs Rain £24 (So fresh, like floating in clouds, incredible, projects so well - can get 8 hours out of this)
  5. Givenchy Homme £36 (Get's ask everytime he wears it, projection goes so long and so far. Has high and strong notes)
  6. VersaceThe Dreamer £20 (Pure wealthy, smells expensive for a night out, so many compliments when he wears this)
  7. Ouai Dean Street £53 ( Projection is stunning, so many people in shops asked what he was wearing, wear this out the shower.)
  8. Ouai samples £32
  9. Replica Lazy Sunday Morning £98 (Wear after a shower, so comforting, most stunning fresh scent, projection last 12hours.)
  10. Replica Bubble Bath £98 (During the day for lunch and cocktails, no not a party scent.)
  11. Replica Jass Club £98 (Night out scent for facts, notes in it are stunning. Smells likes sexiest wealthiest person in the world)
  12. Brazilian Crush Body Spray £18 (Projection last for 6 hours even more.)
  13. The White Company Wild Blackberry £30 (Stunning sat lovely on ma skin, stunning, absolutely stunning)
  14. The White Company The Pomegranate Noir £30 (Last forever, get involved, you'll thank me later)
  15. Jo Malone Wood Sage and Sea Salt £100 (Try them you'll thank me later, 18 hours longevity)
  16. Jo Malone Nectarine £100 (Scents out of this world, they last so bloody well.)
  17. Maison Francis Baccarat Rouge £215 (Viral across the world so many talk about it, the most expensive, expensive perfume.)
  18. Arianna Grande Cloud £43 (Lucky if it lasts 4 hours, stunning, good for a wee squish in the day)
  19. Valentio £63 (Lemony, musky, woody, notes in it are stunning, night outty)
  20. Tom Ford Black Orchid £60 (This is powerful, people ask every time i wear it, even when I puke on a night out.)
  21. Mario Fake Tom Ford £25 (Fake copy fake copy fake copy fake copy fake.)
TOTAL £1223
(Minus Hannh buying him Baccarat Rouge) £1008.

I know some of them were gifts but it is an insane amount of money. He also has a load of body sprays and dupes that he hasn't shown, his spending is vile and I hate to think of anyone sitting watching his stories feeling rubbish because they don't have that quantity of stuff.
He also isn't happy with what he has he mentions throughout it how he needs to buy more Jo Malone or more Replica.
Sad fact is if he stopped buying such a huge quantity of other stuff he could afford to buy his own Baccarat Rouge and wear it everyday!
showing off all that ‘Wealthy’ parfioom and DumDim Derek is stoating about stinking of Lynx Africa 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Rayne

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No one:


Absolutely no one:


Mario during an IBS flare:
here’s ma new velvetiser ma lovelies
 
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Fleurloz

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Anyone keeping count on how many times he says ‘if you know, you know’ ?
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I’ve finished the haul - if it was a drinking game, I’d be hospitalised 😂
 
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Blanche Hunt

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That is exactly why I deleted my Facebook last year. That being said, I would love tae go oan a holiday abroad jurnee wi Marion and Derek. Wit a week we would be treatit tae ma lovelies.
Ah’d happily contribute tae a Gofundme tae send them oan a holiday. Purely because the threads we wid get wid be hilarious. Let’s get them tae some shitehole in Benidorm ma lovelies.

Can't we gift him a holiday, somewhere they don't speak English. He'd be crying on his stories, wearing his hoosecoat on the beach.
He’s no fluent in English either ma lovelie.
 
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superwoooman

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I’m swerving into a whole new lane here my lovelies but just seen this & couldn’t help but piss my 500 thread count pure bespoke bedsheets at this! Our Mario & his dyson
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TooFarScone

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Moneybags Marion still hasn't donated to that fundraiser "Derek" posted last week. Gofundme mustn't do Klarna. It's still on £60 so none of his 147k 146k huns chipped in either.

I can't see the discount code story. Did he have a nosey on here (again) then delete it?

Why is he wearing a shroud? He looks like a filtered corpse.
 

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DesperadosRUs

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Mind when he had shitey carex hand wash for deek and he used Jo Malone. Poor deek bet he goat his cunt kicked in for even attempting to touch his jo!
 
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