Cleaning with Mario #55 Contradicting with Mario. So aye…so naw

[Philimena cunk]

OMG.. can't cope with this page, absolute comedy gold this morning...
Wish my old mum was still going, she'd give Marion a run for his money. She once described Estée Lauder Youth Dew as "smells like a widow's arsehole". ....

 

[menopausalmargrit]

They’ve treated themselves to a velvetiser. Only 99 poond ma luvlies. If you dooont know, get tae know

Who called it? He’s so predictable. We aw know him better than he knows himself!!!

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Naw hen he disnae huv a passport

Christ could you imagine him if he booked a holiday? A daily countdown for about a year wishing his hale life away cos he’s cannae wait tae go. Moans the hale time he’s there. Shites himsel every night. And when he’s Hame posts ‘take me back’ every week for the next year.

 

[Doodlebug71]

If looks could kill

No Mario, she's wanting to know when you're going to piss off so her and Derek can get their home back
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Wee deek on the app called Grindr...so aye

 

[mrsbucket]

View attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this

This pic creases me everytime

Deek loving life and Maz looking like he wants tae speak tae the Manager.

 

[Johnnoijones]

Going by his stories he is stopped on a daily basis and asked about the scents he wears by men, women and famous footballers. Yet another pack of lies

 

[Turmeric123]

This made my morning, the muller fruit corner

at least we Tattlers are helping oor wee Mario!

Can someone pop round and see if he's OK- he didn't cut his grapes in half and hasn't posted since

 

[Rayne]

I wonder what perfume he wore this day? I’m dying to know!

He cracked out his bottle of this that has been stored on his windowsill since 1998 hen

 

[Babybail93]

I’m loving the bespoke Poundland extension cord. In the colour white and scent “fire hazard”

 

[Babybail93]

Healthy eating journay is over ma lovelies View attachment 972512

Omg look at the spaghetti a la Shart!

 

[DesperadosRUs]

That Rihanna shine bright like a diamond song came on the radio the radio the other day and I was singing spine bright. Fucking husband thought I was a right space cadet

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I am DYING to hear what CK Summer smells like and I need a new signature scent. Saw it on offer in Savers the other day so fingers crossed he gets the video up before the offer ends.

 

[OhhBacon]

Get ready for the "now this is my absolute go to scent.... its ma Staple"

This one is gorgeous, so classy and absolutely beautiful, its so classy and sophisticated. I love this one because it is so classy and beautiful, it’s just gorgeous, look how gorgeous it is , it really is gorgeous, it smells so bespoke and classy, it’s my go to scent. This one is also classy and bespoke and absolutely beautiful and gorgeous so gorgeous, it smells like wealth and class, its my favourite scent, I love the classy scents so aye. The next one is absolutely beautiful and so classy, it’s so absolutely gorgeous and sophisticated and classy, it’s so classy and gorgeous and beautiful, look at the beautiful and classy and gorgeous bottle, it smells so classy and it’s my go to scent when I don’t go to the other scents so yeah and aye it’s just so gorgeous and classy……….….and on and on and on.

*Secretly can’t wait for the scent reveal.

 

[laynelo_]

If his skin and lips are that dry imagine the foreskin

I’ll grab ma jacket and shut the close door on ma way oot

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Have ye still got a Savers like? Oor's here was torched doon and bont reet oot. So aye.

We are lucky enough to have 3 in Glasgow - two in the city centre and one in the west end. If you need a Tulisa perfume gift set let me know.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I would say she’s trolling us with this. But I really don’t think he has the brain capacity for sarcasm

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I’m not even attempting the million dots of doom before I’ve had my morning cig and coffee

I wish he would stop saying it’s IBS and realise that it’s his fucking terrible diet. How was yesterday any different than what he normally eats? It’s always processed shite!

I can’t deal with his perfume haul. I think it’ll send me under. I’ll just enjoy everyone’s updates here.

 

[Rayne]

I think Mario is getting confused between people asking him what that smell is / what perfume he’s wearing

 

[Doodlebug71]

I wonder what perfume he wore this day? I’m dying to know!

Auld spice hen ...so aye

 

[Popper]

And stop with the IBS sob story Marion. It’s offensive to actual IBS sufferers. Your diet is truly disgusting. Anyone who eats like you, would shit themselves like you. It has nothing to do with IBS. Worrying that 2 grown men are incapable of eating properly.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Absolute stoater

Where was this?? What a coupon

Believe it or not, it was at a Spice Girls concert.

We ended up on the same train from Glasgow to Edinburgh as them. Marions face was like that the full journey.

“Naw Derek am urnae slammin ma boady doon and windin it aw aroon!!! Get yer mind oot the gutter!”

That’s what I imagine happened at the time of that photie.