If your little one wakes, just play Marions highlight called 'my problem' your wain will be out for count, in under a minute, so aye.Just had an absolute nightmare getting my youngest off to sleep there and currently sitting in silence before cracking open a wee beverage, except I’m sitting chuckling my head off at the funniest thread on tattle and I’ll curse yees all if I end up wakening my wean up!
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This part of the recap had me howling hen 
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"He’s still a little rat. His heed is getting balder by the dayn of dawn. The nose is still massive and Rayn still dissnae have a cat tree"
..."He’s still a little rat. His heed is getting balder by the dayn of dawn. The nose is still massive and Rayn still dissnae have a cat tree"
He should be pleased you nominated him. Ungrateful bastardWell there's gratitude. He's blocked my daynofdawn for nominating him. Rude.
I've just got back from the Opera, Tosca. Tosca sings (a bit shrieky I'm afraid) to her lover, Cavaradossi... whose first name is... MARIO. Is there no escape.
am still waiting on the christmas eve boxes hen. maybe next year we’ll get to see them
He’s trolling us ma lovely. We need a whip round so we can get him a personalised cheeseboard in the hope he will show it
We did not even get to see them last year.
Ive been out today so just catching up, been living life in my SUV driving 260 miles 
smell the wealth maz! No bus wankers here
Jesus the stain on the ceiling above the panelling
no filter was hiding that, yikes. I'm very excited about this journey, rants, redecorating and rats. Roll on 2022
smell the wealth maz! No bus wankers here Jesus the stain on the ceiling above the panelling
no filter was hiding that, yikes. I'm very excited about this journey, rants, redecorating and rats. Roll on 2022
Look at it seeping over the top of the panelling. Can you imagine how bad it must be behind the wood? That room will be stinking! Smell thaIve been out today so just catching up, been living life in my SUV driving 260 miles
Jesus the stain on the ceiling above the panelling
I’ve been out living life as it should be lived and I come home to a bespoke boujee new thread. I’m just getting to know it so nae debates.
No amount of Ava May shite will cover up the smell of damp in that room
Canny wait for a mould behind the panelling journeee. He pays full rent on the bedsit so he’ll be moaning tae the cooncil for them to fix it.
I can’t wait for the 1,000 dots of doom with him being proper affronted that they made him rip it all doon
Aww a want a table mile mierdres to use to slice ma eggs hens so aye ma page ma rules
Can’t believe you’ve just been told off on the Grim Fanny thread
they clearly don’t like Marionisms. Nae class 
I know ffs some people just get above their ain platform , and need putting into the hard shoulder so ayeCan’t believe you’ve just been told off on the Grim Fanny thread
You never even said anything bad!!Well there's gratitude. He's blocked my daynofdawn for nominating him. Rude.
I've just got back from the Opera, Tosca. Tosca sings (a bit shrieky I'm afraid) to her lover, Cavaradossi... whose first name is... MARIO. Is there no escape.
Aw ma lovelies, I’ve been out live, laugh, loving and now am back here to this bespoke new thread. Criss and joos and tattie hearts tisyis all on this new day of dawn. I wis the person that parked ma bespoke arse doon here early and I’m still the person that swerves right oot ma ain lane also!
PS. Marion, am pleased to see you and Deek have branched oot but there’s nae way there’s three of yis getting into that bed! Ryan’s a Leopard so aye
PS. Marion, am pleased to see you and Deek have branched oot but there’s nae way there’s three of yis getting into that bed! Ryan’s a Leopard so aye
Thank you for this spiny new thread. I couldn't be happier about it and I feel great for it* not my quote 
Pathetic the way he's trying to get in with the cat piss cottagers. He's such a germ they wouldn't go near his laine and so forth.
Pathetic the way he's trying to get in with the cat piss cottagers. He's such a germ they wouldn't go near his laine and so forth.
I can see some more tat has found its way onto the console table. Mario hen, you are so predictable. We aw knew you wouldn't be able to keep your new living room decor minimal. Mario McKnight, hoarder of shite.
Oooooh I didn’t know you had a new shiny Marion thread, but I got te know and here I am 
I’m off to see what @Doodlebug71 has been up to when she of the granny carpet is discussed. Marionisms should be on every thread across Tattle. No one moans when Hinch gets a mention everywhereCan’t believe you’ve just been told off on the Grim Fanny thread
Ummm excuse you ma lovely but those are bespoke nick naks from a small business called B&M
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