And his plastic Primark shoesThe short/long sleeved PJ's, or one of his Harry potter outfits?
I'm all excited to see his fake Gucci stuff from his brother.And his plastic Primark shoes
Castelvecchi must be opening late on Christmas Eve. She’ll be having a beige platter of pizza crunch, chips and 2 x pickles with a can of joos. How festive!I think he means he’ll be out for a beige spoons breakfast and then he’ll head home to get cozy with his wee Christmas Eve box and chocolate even tho he doesnae like sweet things.
CryingFucking hell. If I’d had a week like that I wouldn’t be sending that little cunt messages. I’d be on the blower to the Samaritans
DyingFucking hell. If I’d had a week like that I wouldn’t be sending that little cunt messages. I’d be on the blower to the Samaritans
bet he was pissing his no doubt Xmas pants trying to upload they msgs to show us he does get hunners a msgs even though he's only showed 3 he's such a fuckin wee pea heed
He’ll be out for the pensioner special ~high beige tea~ and hame aw cosy fur 7pm hen!She’s excited for Christmas now?
Does that mean he hasn’t been at all excited since he put his tree up in March?
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Of aw the things that happened. . .This happened the leastAnd on today’s episode of things that never happened - people running up to him in the street to say they had his dupe perfume. AS IF!
He looks as comfortable there as a lesbian at a magic Mike concertMa lovelies, I don't know whether I'm on a wee cruise jurney or if I'm a wee air hostess.
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Or that basic Italian he always frequents in the merchant City or Miller and CarterHe’ll be out for the pensioner special ~high beige tea~ and hame aw cosy fur 7pm hen!
I bet Mario wouldn’t even think of Deek if he saw all that the wee prick.A wiz in primark the day dain ma Xmas shopping, looking fur some pjs in mens section, PlayStation get up everyyyywhere.. dressing goons, onsies, the lot - thought of deek straight away.
Ah didnae realise when he said he was living life mair, he meant living mair like a wain.In bed and asleep by 8.pm last night. There's something wrong with him
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