He’s missed out there, Lidl were doing a cheese advent calendar. Although he probably wouldn’t like it because it’s real cheese. I wonder if Primula do one?Not big on the sweet things in life!! Does he have amnesia or short term memory loss? Wee bawbag
I'm also sure the crappy shops he frequents had Pringles ones (since he mentions crisps)...well not quite true, they have a 12 days one but I doubt Mario is smart enough to know the difference between Advent and the '12 days' time periods (like so many businesses). No doubt you could buy a 24 pack of crisps and do it yourself! But let the mug convince himself he doesn't like sweet things...we remember the slabs of chocolate in bed, hot choc stations, etc.He’s missed out there, Lidl were doing a cheese advent calendar. Although he probably wouldn’t like it because it’s real cheese. I wonder if Primula do one?
What the duck have I just witnessed??? Stop it now Moira!
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Couldn't you just throat punch it
How can he duck up the most basic of words.
We are all mortified that he is Scottish. So aye!!He cuts his own hair.Have a look at his highlights, boy wonder is a good one. Lots of horrified scots on this thread, I just pretend to be be scots. So aye and so forth.
Oh, Marion. They're laughing at you, not with you. So, aye.
must have a weak pelvic floor
They are all from him as he doesn’t allow messages on “this app”! It’s why he has 2 phones……"I absolutely adore u, ur amazing, so funny"...(Commas put in by me because bad grammar pisses me off. Lazy bastards!)
Shut the feck up if that's a genuine message from an idiotic follower. Who in their right frame of mind says they adore a complete stranger
You would think he'd realise we know how he works by now.They are all from him as he doesn’t allow messages on “this app”! It’s why he has 2 phones……
