Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye

[Tinkerbell cat]

She has amassed a following on social media and now has her own clothing like. What does Marion have? A candy caned themed bedsit.

Him and Derek are not normal. They must have some sort of developmental delay. Their behaviour is not normal

I was mid drink of some bespoke jooose and near choked on it reading your comment ma lovely, had to pretend i was choking as my work colleague looked at me funny over the top of the computers, asked me if i was ok sad really that a nearly 40yr old only has a candy caned themed bedsit going for him

chicken little, have you got the cat a cat tree yet??????

 

[SuzyE]

That swing seat picture for Rayn that someone told him to get. I saw it this morning from B&M. It's £55, but can you see that tight bastard paying it?!

 

[Johnnoijones]

That swing seat picture for Rayn that someone told him to get. I saw it this morning from B&M. It's £55, but can you see that tight bastard paying it?!

Was it in the theme candy cane and scent black orchid?

 

[Poptart]

That swing seat picture for Rayn that someone told him to get. I saw it this morning from B&M. It's £55, but can you see that tight bastard paying it?!

Absolutely not. Plus he'd have to dangle it out the window as where the duck would he put that in "candy cane lane the tat cave"

 

[Booboo76]

That swing seat picture for Rayn that someone told him to get. I saw it this morning from B&M. It's £55, but can you see that tight bastard paying it?!

No chance! Tight arse he is

 

[Anti-influencer]

Heard a rumour oor Mario is to become the face of a new internet content sharing site - it’s called OnlyFuds ma lovelies, chanting him oan fae the rooftops

 

[laynelo_]

And now he’s screen shifting when it’s 11:11 on his phone. Late to the party again. He’s so insufferable!

We’re gawn on a angel numbers journee ma luvlie, so sit doon and get some class. He’s getting spiritual noo.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Rayne needs to get right oot o that candy Lane suffocation match box.

 

[Step-by-step]

That swing seat picture for Rayn that someone told him to get. I saw it this morning from B&M. It's £55, but can you see that tight bastard paying it?!

Not a chance sadly, but he’s popped it up in the hope that someone will gift him it.
I actually hope so for her sake, wee soul.

He’s a bleep pass it on.

 

[Babybail93]

Not a chance sadly, but he’s popped it up in the hope that someone will gift him it.
I actually hope so for her sake, wee soul.

He’s a bleep pass it on.

Where could it possibly go in that broom cupboard of a flat?

 

[SuzyE]

Where could it possibly go in that broom cupboard of a flat?

I would take that ugly tree of his down and put the swing chair in its place.
I'd sooner watch Rayn swing herself happily to sleep than look at that tree all night

 

[Babybail93]

I would take that ugly tree of his down and put the swing chair in its place.
I'd sooner watch Rayn swing herself happily to sleep than look at that tree all night

Could you imagine how many pictures we’d get of it from different angles?

 

[Step-by-step]

Where could it possibly go in that broom cupboard of a flat?

True & the bleep would likely paint it candy cane theme

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

He's still buying Christmas decorations, he hates/loves his peen tree in the bedroom. The balloon arch lasted a week £125 bargain. He's off work so doing even less, and surprise surprise, he can't sleep.

Thanks for the recommendation to come over here. Can't believe i've never heard of him. I've read his wiki....mortified. And why does he look like a gay Andy Whyment?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Thanks for the recommendation to come over here. Can't believe i've never heard of him. I've read his wiki....mortified. And why does he look like a gay Andy Whyment?

He cuts his own hair. Have a look at his highlights, boy wonder is a good one. Lots of horrified scots on this thread, I just pretend to be be scots. So aye and so forth.

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

He cuts his own hair. Have a look at his highlights, boy wonder is a good one. Lots of horrified scots on this thread, I just pretend to be be scots. So aye and so forth.

haha You can be an honorary Scot, we will ordain you, since it's St Andrews day.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Arse backwards candy canes everywhere. That doll is bleeping hideous. It doesnae even go!

Rayne needs to get right oot o that candy Lane suffocation match box.

Match box

 

[Step-by-step]

Arse backwards candy canes everywhere. That doll is bleeping hideous. It doesnae even go!
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He’s not the full shilling ma lovelie

I can assure youse aw I’ll never ever consider candy cane theme ever, it’s no for me

 

[dollycurz]

I love this thread, has me in tears of laughter! Mario is the neighbour you warn your children to scream stranger danger at if he ever approached them, with all that candy cane lame plastic shite! It’s not normal for a grown man.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Arse backwards candy canes everywhere. That doll is bleeping hideous. It doesnae even go!
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She looks like she’s been found guilty oh witchcraft and is about tae go up in flames… but he doesnae dae tacky Halloween mind
ETA there’s every possibility this might happen if he adds oan any mair cheap lights