Thank you ma lovelie, ah wish ah could add you chanting me oan in ma Story highlights oan that app called โThe loveliesBespokely deed and clutching ma beak
โ mwah mwah 
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โ mwah mwah 
Could you imagine these two on gogglebox?
Oh snap apart from the kids bit ive none but no hot choc here just bottle no 2 of sav blanc need a 2nd one for the cemetery our Marion had to have cemetery qnd I don't follow any trends on that app
tonnes a love ma lovelies hope you are all warum and cosyDonโt get giving our Maz ideas ma lovelie
Two questions, who are is haters? Does he genuinely think he has a personality?
Could you imagine people trying to decipher what he is saying?
Also, why does he even think he would be a dead cert to get it?
Imagine him and doped up Derek having to sit and comment on Mastermind?
Yes, do it!. It wouldn't piss us off Maz. If anything we would be clutching our beaks laughing hard at people's comments on the many Gogglebox pages, because guaranteed you'll be ripped to shreds
Of course heโd get on, heโs Scotland's national treasureTwo questions, who are is haters? Does he genuinely think he has a personality?
Could you imagine people trying to decipher what he is saying?
Also, why does he even think he would be a dead cert to get it?
(in his head he is on a par with Princess Di 
)
I hope you swiped all the way ma lovelie!
Itโs WETwo questions, who are is haters? Does he genuinely think he has a personality?
Could you imagine people trying to decipher what he is saying?
Also, why does he even think he would be a dead cert to get it?
us tattlers are the haters!
Iโm old enough to be Mazdaโs mother and in the last couple of weeks Iโve been out to Cuban, Spanish, Greek and Lebanese restaurants. Not to mention numerous pubs. And a football match. The next few weeks will be similar.
Iโve just arrived home - freezing and soaked - after an afternoon shopping and drinks and pizza with my daughter.
Iโm probably crabbit because of this storm but his life is truly sad and lacking.
He certainly needs somethingI agree his life is sad and lacking, but not everybody needs alcohol to get through their life
I second this! Mario on Gogglebox would be comedy gold but we would be laughing at him and not with him, so aye!Yes, do it!. It wouldn't piss us off Maz. If anything we would be clutching our beaks laughing hard at people's comments on the many Gogglebox pages, because guaranteed you'll be ripped to shreds
He'll probably invent a Mrs Hinch style story - 'they asked me tae be oan Gogglebox lovelies but I turned it doon because I'm such a shrinking violet'. Dream oan Maz!
To be fair to him heโs definitely drunk oan candy canes, even a blind Nikita dug couldny stop him
Thatโs right hen but they folk usually huv a personality built oan mair than owning the contents ah Home Bargains.I agree his life is sad and lacking, but not everybody needs alcohol to get through their life
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Heโs regularly at the early bird special seating and in bed by 9pm while proclaiming to be a party animal / have wild nights oot. Heโs bespokely full of tit, ma lovelie and we mock him for that
Can someboady please get Johnny McKnight oan itNo no no. @menopausalmargrit please apply, you'd be great.
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