Cleaning with Mario #50 Mazza and the McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce
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WHAT HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH THE BABY JESUS'S BIRTHDAY HOME BARGAINS YOU HEATHENS
Wtf is a stovie?The likes have stopped, it's weeks until Christmas and his balloons are deflated. He's got nothing to look forward to. Bet he's secretly dying to take his decorations down right now.
It isn't Christmas until Mario has cooked stovies.
You need to get some class and get a joab that’s just your joab and work 1.3 hours 2 times a week like Margo! So aye xSorry ma lovely! I was in a rush today, I’ll do a nice juicy one next threadcan’t believe the little rat is “off this” until the weekend. So busy he is
Well that was short lived It’s back with more Tatty candy cane tree shite
Get in the bin Margo ya bunnet no one gives a flying duck about your sad pathetic life
Get in the bin Margo ya bunnet no one gives a flying duck about your sad pathetic life
Ooh ma lovelie youse are going to be treatit this dayn of dawn. It's apparently a Scottish dish, but nobody has seen it cooked the way he does it. I think it's on his highlights. His cooking is disgusting, actual dog tit. I'll have a look. Feel like a historian.
I assumed he only ever cooked soupOoh ma lovelie youse are going to be treatit this dayn of dawn. It's apparently a Scottish dish, but nobody has seen it cooked the way he does it. I think it's on his highlights. His cooking is disgusting, actual dog tit. I'll have a look. Feel like a historian.
Tbf it all looks the same. This is his Bolognese. Yes, boiled mince/sausage.I assumed he only ever cooked soup
His stovies recipe is on his highlights. Eat first. Outraged Scottish people triggered will be on the thread shortly. 
He also does a great deep fried egg ma lovely!I assumed he only ever cooked soup
So much for staying offline until the weekend.
Shove your candy canes up your arse, Maz...Sideways
Shove your candy canes up your arse, Maz...Sideways
Well I log in for the first time theday and see my title suggestion won!!! Cudnae have dunnit without youse all. Thanks ma lovelies on the new dayn of dawn.
has chicken littles profile gone my lovelies?
I don't eat meat, and don't particularly like meat substitutes, so cannot think I've ever made a bolognese...but surely you don't cook it all in water (or even stock)? I'd have thought you'd fry veg, add your protein source, some tomatoes & puree then maybe a stock cube (without a litre of water) and herbs, no? I don't see how that turns into what is essentially a meaty pasta sauce, when a basic veggy tomato pasta sauce doesn't need water like that.Tbf it all looks the same. This is his Bolognese. Yes, boiled mince/sausage.
Im pretty sure he bought the red one already its probably hiding at the back of his tree
Hello ma lovelies! 
Just popped on tae say that a Cannae believe on 16th November, when shops and restaurants are only just putting up their trees that he’s got 23 Christmas grid posts! bleeping whalloper!
Tonsalove,
M xxx
Just popped on tae say that a Cannae believe on 16th November, when shops and restaurants are only just putting up their trees that he’s got 23 Christmas grid posts! bleeping whalloper!
Tonsalove,
M xxx
Those balloons are going to look more deflated than poor mazza's balls come next week.
Am assuming he’s came oot his wee mood since his self imposed exile fae this app lasted aw of 8 hours. Someboady definitely isnae following the ‘just appreciate’ pish.
You fry the mince and onions off, never heard of anyone boiling it.
We’ve missed you Ma lovely! I know this is not your joab, and your job is just your joab but if you could give us warning when you’re on a comma ma lovely. Tonsa love and tattle hearts! xxxHello ma lovelies!
Just popped on tae say that a Cannae believe on 16th November, when shops and restaurants are only just putting up their trees that he’s got 23 Christmas grid posts! bleeping whalloper!
Tonsalove,
M xxx
I've been watching the wee stovie highlight, I have never heard of a boiled sausage. I love how he saved it to a highlight, so people could copy his recipe I need to know more, about deep fried eggs now 
I need to know more, about deep fried eggs now - Status