Poor bastard has probably just seen his online banking statement, that's why he's unwell....
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So if Deek is so unwell was it not a bit of a dick move Marion putting all this shite up all week around him? I bet the wee hen just wanted to relax but no Father Christmas himself was decorating the postage stamp.
I've loved Christmas 2021 ma lovelies, boxing day tomorrow. 
and easter next week ma luvlieI've loved Christmas 2021 ma lovelies, boxing day tomorrow.
New year, don't exaggerate.
Whit a contradiction that essay was fae Marion. Ma heid was bouncin. One sentence saying how he does it aw for ‘us’ and the next it’s for him and Deek. Then how he doesnae dae it for validation but followed it up by mentioning the ‘thousands’ of DMs he’s hud and sharing aw the folk blowing smoke up his arse. bleeping heid the baw so he is.
Awwww Adorable wee dinky Deek. He’s a wee poppet
Could anyone else make sense of the latest hold to read? I’m kinda tired and it hurt my brain
I reckon it was something to do with the balloonsIf he doesn’t address this “disaster” he’s had soon I’m gonna scream, what was the point in mentioning it at all, it can’t have be that bad if he isn’t storying it for content
It’s hard tae tell because naebody speaks Marion but the jist ah got was ‘I want attention’, ‘I want tae mention the attention youse have gave me’ and ‘ah love me, who dae you love?’ with the obvious chanting youse aw oan vibes. Very loose translation but ah think it covers the pish talk.Awwww Adorable wee dinky Deek. He’s a wee poppet
Could anyone else make sense of the latest hold to read? I’m kinda tired and it hurt my brain
My very tired brain thanks you. I’ll be chanting ye oan my lovelie after a decent sleep
It’s taken me all day to catch up on the last thread & watch all his stories - is he actually ok?! He’s a grown man acting like Buddy the bleeding Elf!! This isn’t normal behaviour is it ?!! Like if you have kids I understand the point of going all out, but just for Insta gratification seems a bit, well, sad really.
Buddy the Elf had me clutching ma beak - preview of him and Deek having dinner tomorrow
So ma lovelies, Mr Noseybonk has just lovingly enquired what I was doing on ma phone “you on that tattle again?” I showed him a pic of Marions tree and balloon arch and his reaction was unexpected….. “Awww poor bastard, don’t take the piss out of him, his face and nose does that. I bet he’s got no friends” . I am clutching ma beak and pissing myself.
I showed him a pic of Marions tree and balloon arch and his reaction was unexpected….. “Awww poor bastard, don’t take the piss out of him, his face and nose does that. I bet he’s got no friends” . I am clutching ma beak and pissing myself.
So Marion doesn't read here but he's definitely not after any validation from the Instagram app. No Marion not at all!
I love reading what the Mr Tattles say, they come off with some blindersSo ma lovelies, Mr Noseybonk has just lovingly enquired what I was doing on ma phone “you on that tattle again?”
Aww Mavis and Derek posing fur their Christmas card foto...so sye
I love Mr Noseybonk does he still call him Marigold?So ma lovelies, Mr Noseybonk has just lovingly enquired what I was doing on ma phone “you on that tattle again?”
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