Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[esstee]

Oh dear Mazda genuinely looks like a shop! Those balloons would drive me insane, they are gonna deflate by next Sunday 100%.

The tree's both look nice but WAY too much tat, plus duck off with your Xmas Eve boxes

What a bleeping sin, his life must be worse than we ever thought. I'm honestly starting to feel pity towards him, imagine the come down by tonight? He loves nothing but the showing off shite on his Instagram page, he has no friends, no plans to go anywhere, no memories about past fun. Its very sad

I thought that too. He has too much stuff - the console tables literally look like garden centre displays where they have a wee bit of everything they sell on them. Less is more mario

 

[Blanche Hunt]

I'll parallel park right beside you ma lovelie coz I don't really mind the tree. Aye its odd for a childless couple pushing 40 but... I still don't hate it. If he got rid of literally all the other christmas shite, the tree wouldn't be too bad in its own... I'm ashamed of masel...

Aw ma lovelie ah was hating masel for actually thinking the tree is ok but then he gave me the balloons and literally everything else tae hate so order has been restored!

 

[Babybail93]

Fucks sake he’s already started resharing the hoop kissing

 

[bluey]

Greta thunburg would have an almighty meltdown at this, protests will be in his lane before we know it.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Well what can I say…… what a complete and utter abomination. The tree? WTF is it? And don’t get me started on the balloons I’m guessing the expression “less is more” passed our Marion by. The only decent thing is the bedding. I am a bit minimalist and the clutter is giving me a panic attack.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I genuinely don’t know where to start with this tit show this morning. So much to say, so little time... It looks cheap and tacky and that balloon monstrosity is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. As others have said it will be deflated within the week. I just can’t believe this is 2 grown men with no children decorating the hobbit hole to that extent. There’s far too much tit you can barely move it’s that cluttered. He genuinely believes he lives in a mansion doesn’t he with the amount of tit he’s got knocking around the place.
I got a bit confused that there was no bent leg on the console table anymore then I realised he’d turned it round so the bent leg was at the back

 

[Booboo76]

The tree in the bedroom is pathetic, I bet that’s got all the stuff that he bought last yr, all the traditional stuff he said he was doing for this yr, he obviously got a case of envyitis while looking at Pinterest and changed his mind to candy cane, also where’s the explanation of the disaster he mentioned yesterday, I need to know what’s happened!

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Thead suggestion-
Welcome tae Candy Cane Lane, the ballon arch blocks the door so tae escape it’s oot the window like wee Rayn

 

[maeve87]

Flash forward to 4am on Boxing Day, most people asleep in food or drink comas, maybe even working, and Maz is tearing doon the decorations. “For me Xmas is gone! My hoose ma rules! Clean and fresh! Nae clutter! It had to go!” This man is not normal.

 

[Booboo76]

Flash forward to 4am on Boxing Day, most people asleep in food or drink comas, maybe even working, and Maz is tearing doon the decorations. “For me Xmas is gone! My hoose ma rules! Clean and fresh! Nae clutter! It had to go!” This man is not normal.

I mean, that’s actually word for word lol

 

[SuzyE]

Well what can I say…… what a complete and utter abomination. The tree? WTF is it? And don’t get me started on the balloons I’m guessing the expression “less is more” passed our Marion by. The only decent thing is the bedding. I am a bit minimalist and the clutter is giving me a panic attack.

I'm a minimalist as well. I wouldn't feel relaxed with all that shite around me.

And I'm not even going there with the bedroom tree

 

[I wud like sum tea]

This is the bedroom of two men in their THIRTIES with nae children. Just let that sink in.

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That wallpaper always gives me damp mouldy vibes

 

[Babybail93]

That wallpaper always gives me damp mouldy vibes

I always think it looks like when there’s been a fire and the soot on the walls has the water marks on it pure bespoke
ETA - Like this. So aye

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Never mind, in 2 weeks time he'll be singing auld lang syne, then it's straight intae Easter.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

It really is Candy Cane Lame

 

[teddyeddyeddy]

bleeping hell.

the bleeping balloons?! He has lost the plot. as well as those monstrosities of plastic tit he’s calling trees. I hate the trend of covering ur tree in so much shite it just becomes a vague Christmas cone. Also i have never seen a tree the shape of that bedroom one.

just imagining him walking silently in slow motion wearing his wee dressing gown around his 4 rooms has tickled me! bleeping brilliant start to the day cheers maz

 

[airyfairy76]

The tree isn’t to my taste but I’ve seen worse. But it is totally dwarfed and made to look much smaller than it is by that balloon nightmare. The tree should be your focus Marion, not the tat surrounding it.

What I can’t understand (and for a few years now) is this influencer trend of hiding absolutely anything on the tree that suggests it’s a tree. Like, anything green…..

 

[Poptart]

The balloons
Why is there a sign like they have opened a sweet shop?
It doesn't even look christmassy (bespoke word) in the living room!
There is just so much to process.....I need a lie doon.

 

[G&TGal II]

Not even 10am on 7th November and he’s already shot his Christmas bolt. I cannae wait for the come down he’ll be on. It’s going to be massive!

He'll be as deflated as his balloon arch will soon become.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Thank gawd I’m no hungover the day the whole visual wudda tipped me ower the edge……where to start…..there’s already 2 balloons in the bedsit was that no more than enuf the wee ladder the xmas eve boxes the tree in the bedroom….I cudnt feel any less christmassy if I tried it certainly doesn’t give me any inspo….it’s a monstrosity