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I don’t know why but I had hoped for a rendition of 2 become 1
Eeee that made me clutch ma beak ma lovelie. Im sitting here in my boujie pad in the Med under a 14 day Governmentment enforced isolation due to me catching Covid on a visit back to the UK . At least its bigger than Maz's pad!
Hello ma lovelies. How are youse aw? I was out last night living life as I should and drinking 
. I just cannae get over the bow on the council flat inside door 
it’s just so bad. Has no one ever told our wee Maz, less is more. Anyway back into ma own Laine. Off to watch a wee cosy Channel 5 Christmas film. Tons a love. Mwah mwah.
. I just cannae get over the bow on the council flat inside door it’s just so bad. Has no one ever told our wee Maz, less is more. Anyway back into ma own Laine. Off to watch a wee cosy Channel 5 Christmas film. Tons a love. Mwah mwah.
I think my favourite take away from the bespoke 2019 door bow is everyone thinking it was on the landing and then realising it’s on an INTERIOR door
@menopausalmargrit I’m going for him having the roaring log fire screen save on the tv. Because everyone has a log fire half way up their wall above A flame effect electric fire. So aye
@menopausalmargrit I’m going for him having the roaring log fire screen save on the tv. Because everyone has a log fire half way up their wall above A flame effect electric fire. So aye
Can't wait to see these
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE DISASTER IS MARION. THAT WILL PUT A SMILE OAN MA FACE MORE THAN A SODDING CRIMBOB TREE MA HEN.
I think Rayn’s had the tree down already.
Am sure we will get a 4,000 dot story about it hen. Am ready to be clutching ma beak and the tears to be blinning me!!
I don’t know if I’m ready riddle boy, I’ve no bleeping clue what you’re talking about.
But I can’t unsee how squint the label(?) is on whatever the duck this is….
Please tell me he’s no going on awonky willy willy wonka journey.
But I can’t unsee how squint the label(?) is on whatever the duck this is….
Please tell me he’s no going on a
These crimbo jammies were already bursting at the seams and Mavis has had a good few castlevichis since then, I don't think they will fit come xmas eve ma luvlee so aye
Jesus Christ that sign wouldn’t look out of place on jimmy savills door
So whoever feels compelled to send free Christmas eve chocolate can forget about it
Oh gosh.. is it a plywood candy stayshun!
He's already modelled his pair for us. It was a sight to behold.
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I cannae believe we were treatit to a visit from the Prince of Paisley last night, I think the slating of the wee footstool enranged the wee Gollum until he couldn'y take no mer. He had to defend the wee cube, even though you can get 4 for the price of one oan another app. He clutched his hoosecoat the night and completely lost it, launched the tree from the bedsit windy, then spent the night dragging it back up the stairs.
Yeah because it’s only the iPhone that has emojis marion
He is so bleeping thick it’s painful. I bet he was in the special needs class at school A little wee picture of the child catcher himself wearing his wee elf pj's. This wasnae posted on my snapchat story by mistake, for 7 minutes at all....
Oh friggin hell. That candy cane lane post with their names on has me speechless 
I still have this image of him in my head when he's taking his pictures and videos making sure they're perfect. No wonder the bastards exhausted, because l bet he's on for hours doing them
I still have this image of him in my head when he's taking his pictures and videos making sure they're perfect. No wonder the bastards exhausted, because l bet he's on for hours doing them
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