Can’t hack it’s only the 7th of November and this wee scrotum has the tree up already, I reckon it’s so it will get noticed more cos absolutely no one on this planet has it up already he craves attention and validation off randomers on the internet it’s so cringe. He never done his wee window pelmet this year
I wonder what the disaster was that happened… how on earth derek can put up with this must burn a heavy hole in the bank account all this shite and he’s not aloud a say in the matter.. just think of the holidays or even better a car instead of been bus wankers
derek need ma to travel a fair bit to get to his work he must be ok sitting on a stinky bus whilst all his wages are getting rattled on tatty candy canes
cannot cope with the price of they horrible air diffusers either this guy is an embarrassing the things he does to get validation from “ oor soph “ when I hear him say makes me feel uneasy swerving back inty ma ain lane ma lovely’s tuns a love