Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

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Lady Bug

Ok the balloons are a mess and aren't they dangerous with Rayn about the place? If he took away half the decs off the tree it might look OK. Im quite partial to candy canes just not 100 giant ones on a tree that's too small. It's all cluttered but then that's our Mario. He's well over the 2k spent now. And where the hell is all this stuff going on Dec 26th?
 
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ChubClubThug

The massive balloon arch in a 7ft square living room mind it's like what they put out in my local Boots when they are trying to flog the 3 for 2 green sticker gifts. What a bizarre thing to do

That's a lot of money you've spent mazza trying trying impress strangers on instagram
 
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Dawn Dayn

Those balloons will be as deflated and saggy as my tits by Christmas Eve.

The tree is the wrong size, too small. It'd work if he put it on something, but the scale of it is wrong. Tree then mirror then balloons in a row, well that just looks bizarre. If you absolutely must, balloon arch separate, mirror doesn't go in any scenario. The candy cane stuff has a lot of white, he needed to add in more red, cos as he has so much grey, the overall effect is cooooooold. Too much decorations is like the nutcases who have a million creepy dolls displayed, or royal memorabilia, it's putting odd stuff in the place your personality and life should be.
 
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lauhlauhlauh

It’s everything I hoped for and more! Surely you’d save the balloons until closer to the big day itself?!

It also confirms that poor Rayn is locked in the postage stamp hallway when they are out. She won’t have free rayn of the place with all them balloons. #FreeRayn
 
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IsButterACarb?

Then it’s the Valentine’s Day journey
 
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PatsyK

I love over the top Christmas trees, please don't shoot me, but fml I could not look at it for the next 2 months! And that arch, just why?? It will look awful by the time Christmas actually arrives.
 
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Maggie28

There is a glitter ladder for Rayn for climb and rip the shit out of that tree, come Rayn we are all chanting you on!!!!
Take us on a Christmas catastrophe journey.
I am swerving out my laine with excitement
 
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iris8

I can’t even cope with the balloons.
Need to watch the stories on my next break, I’m hangry and that will tip me over the edge !!
 
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Tinkerbell cat

Good morning ma lovelies. Oh we are in for a treat today aren’t we? I’m hungover so parking myself on my sofa all day to catch up on this thread as I just know it’s going to have my sides sore from laughter. The big reveal has happened and holy fuck the balloons I hope ryan the cat pop the fuck out of them.
And his wee wreath thing on the front door is inside cause he knows all the junkies will just steal it if it was on the outside. I’m absolutely pissing myself at the thought of some wee hobo running around paisley with his Mario and Derek candy cane lane wreath

so much tat, I can’t deal with him. Deek if you’re reading here, take the cat and run. Get as far away from that student accommodation as you can.
 
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Fleurloz

Those balloons will end up like shrivelled little ball sacks by the end of the week
 
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mrsbucket

What a day to treat masel to a wee lie in. So much to catch up oan!

Imagine that bedroom tree jingling and jangling when Mario an Deek are playing a festive game of hide the sausage.

Karmer on my arse for such an unsavoury thought oan this dayn of dawn!
 
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TheCrapetCleaner

Just realised if you rearrange the letters in Mario McKnight then you get what must have been his GRINDR nickname...

Matcho Rim King

It even allows for a spelling error as he would no doubt make.


Anyway... i'll get back into my ain candy cane lane.
 
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GiftedNotFree

His head has more air in it than those balloons he has got to be trolling!!! All that tat everywhere for what? It’s not like he ever has anyone / children over to visit, is it!? Imagine looking at all that junk for weeks on end he’s cracked!

I absolutely cannot wait for the staple comedoon on the back of this though! It’s the best part
 
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ChubClubThug

TheCrapetCleaner said:
Just realised if you rearrange the letters in Mario McKnight then you get what must have been his GRINDR nickname...

Matcho Rim King

It even allows for a spelling error as he would no doubt make.


Anyway... i'll get back into my ain candy cane lane.
Click to expand...
Brilliant Jesus on a b&m bauble his real name sounds like the lead in a low budget porno
 
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Sloppys

Cleaning with Mario - How not to do Christmas.

I have no words right now ma lovelies, what an absolute tat fest. I wonder what them balloons will look like in 7 weeks time .
 
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