Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[DollyTheLamb]

OMG has Queen Margo graced us with his Candy Cane legs and Big Gonk Hooter?

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Mario has no range, he’s simply deranged!
Pass it on, tons a love to youse aw mwah X

Got tae be a thread suggestion surely ma lovelie

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

#MarioMadeMeDoIt

 

[Kat__lax]

The plastic primark hanger on the bed. How bespoke!

Oh and wearing his expensive parfoom today. So boujie!

Times the bus picking him up?

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

I just think bashing someone successful is not being kind. Mario's worked hard to get where he is,he has a big following,his own range out with AMA! Many people would be made up with that,chuffed to bits!

Marios,caption,doesn’t,have,a,space,after,the,comma,either and a ! at the end…

Hmmmmmm

 

[MaidMarion]

I'm absoluuuuuuuutely MORTIFIED fur him!!!!! That's aw am sayin the day

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Mario on the thread convincing us his farting Rubik cube is good value.

 

[mrsbucket]

What a day to treat masel to a wee lie in. So much to catch up oan!

Imagine that bedroom tree jingling and jangling when Mario an Deek are playing a festive game of hide the sausage.

Karmer on my arse for such an unsavoury thought oan this dayn of dawn!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I can't imagine Mario blocking anyone for no reason at all! I understand this isn't a race thread,I just don't understand why everything he does is wrong! ie having children,decorating a tree, designing a diffuser,in a time of #bekind I just think that everyone think should take it on board!

The Mcknightmare before crissmus and our wee eyes were in pain. Mcbaldy cluckin wanted a wain, so he lured the wee children on tae candy cane lane, "youse cannae have a wee wain, cos youse lame and youse have Rayn, so aye."

 

[Dawn Dayn]

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I'll just leave this here! Love and leave others alone,it's all abt building people up,not tearing people down.

Mastery... He had to have lessons to sign his name hun. I'm guessing you bought an overpriced diffuser, more fool you.

 

[maeve87]

Happy Christmas decoration reveal day! Are we all ready for the excitement of seeing all the rambling stories?

It’s the first Dayn of Christmas Dawn I can barely wait ma lovely

Imagine having so much stuff it takes you a week to get it all up and looking just right and perfect, all to impress strangers on your wee page and take them on a magical candy cane juuurney. The time, the effort I’m no sure it’s what baby Jesus would have wanted Maz

 

[Vancey]

I think it looks great,when Katie of the modernmum did it,she had a ton of support,I think that the problem is is that Mario did it!

O ffs, it's back

 

[Clovis]

I hope Rayn takes her revenge.

 

[Babybail93]

She disnae like seasonal scents though. Nope, festive scents are nae fur hur!

 

[Babybail93]

Heaven forbid he upload 1,000 dots of death and knock back the 500 dot montage of his creepy walk aroond the tat cave

The whole time he was doing that tat cave crimbo tour I was singing in my head “Come little children” like Sarah fucking Sanderson!

 

[Blanche Hunt]

A lovely bit of trash

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Ah love when he turns the captions oan cos they are a pure bastard tae him

 

[SuzyE]

Mario had a big input into the range and alot of time went into it!! No matter what you say,he does work hard.

Now stop it, because you're making yourself sound silly now

 

[Babybail93]

Oh fuck off you prick! She’s Queen Cunt on insta. Crawling up her minge. Pathetic

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I can't imagine Mario blocking anyone for no reason at all! I understand this isn't a race thread,I just don't understand why everything he does is wrong! ie having children,decorating a tree, designing a diffuser,in a time of #bekind I just think that everyone think should take it on board!

Derek, are you on the spliffs tonight?

Or is that you Mazda, as we know you’re partial to a wee exclamation mark get yourself of tattle and go have a wee dance infront of your disco Christmas tree in the bedroom.

ps buy your cat a cat tree! If you can find room in a 1 bed bedsit for two Christmas trees, you can find room for a cat tree. Bald eagle.

 

[DollyTheLamb]

So it begins! Fucking state of it already! It’s gonna be a good week hens!

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OMG my eyes
Migraine incoming and he’s only started.
My OCD is through the roof looking at those back to front candy canes