Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye

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Kaydeelaydee

Considering how he always says the tat cave has such high ceilings and that he's aw aboot Christmas, going for a 6ft tree was an odd choice. But I suppose when you're hobbit sized, 6ft will appear "massuv'
 
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Dusky pink

Hello ma lovlies.... ive just caught up on this thread and you awl made me howl with your comments.....

So, I sat myself down the other night and got awl cozy to watch the 1000 dots, and what can I say....

Firstly, why did it take 1000 dots to answer 4 questions?

Why does maz look like a shrivelled up prune.... I think he needs to drink plenty more water to sort his bespoke highly sensitive skin and crusty lips out.

My theory as to why he doesn't show Deek anymore is cos he knows we are right when we say he is blitzed and he doesnae want his new "pals" at police Scotland to know Derek is off his face on the green stuff! I would lmao if his flat got raided by the drugs squad

And what the fuck was that soup. Looked like vom with the two little floatys

Oh, I could go on but I'm not gonna. I'm gonna stay in ma own laine and so forth...

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Vancey

Should the innocent folk of Paisley be scared today, big boy is in a mood and not to be messed wi
 
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SuzyE

Nobody mess with him today...Ooooh he's hard.

Hope he's been reading here to make him that way
 
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WookieCookie

Oh ma lovelies he's a wee c u nxt Tues the day so ye better aw just stay in yer ain lanes and avoid mwah mwah mwah
 
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Dusky pink

Ooh "no one mess with me today"..... why Maz, what you gonna do? Get back in yer own laine ma love!
 
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Clovis

Badaboom said:
You okay hun?
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Oh, oh. Can we all join in?

There was an old hen called Mario
Whose spending on tat seemed psycho
He said, "youse get some class"
IBS karma poured out of his ass
Now he's clutching his beak sat on the po

Well, I think it's masterpiece. My poetry journey, nae debates. So aye.
 
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Noseybonk

All of the above… Plus prison dodging Katie Price ISNT in the Priory. She’s been out shopping. This plus Alec and Baldy Slut means my attention is full!
 
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Doodlebug71

Poptart said:
Oooohhh passers by will be terrified when they see this big bad lad coming the other way down the street!
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Tip toeing extra hard and fast along the streets of paisley so aye keep oot o yer lanes hens to piss him aff a bit mare
 
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Skyflier6727

Hello my luvelies. Hubby better, so what did I miss? I saw the 7 million dots of death the other day but I’m feeling suicidal enough with the self isolation that I just couldn’t bear to watch or listen. I saw him doing something weird with his face but that was enough. Hope you are all well and living life the way it should be lived?

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Well charming! He’s such a knob
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Evening lovelies. I treatit masel to a cheap bottle of pink gin oot of Aldi. I'm 3 in and have decided it's no a patch on ma usual favourites but it's better than joos .

Anyways, I've been thinking about Mario's forthcoming premature Christmas ejaculation. A hundred years ago when I was a wee baby gurrl, the first Christmas trees that were spotted in the Shire were always in the areas of known deprivation. I remember asking my Mum why those trees went up so early, and after being told off for being "pass remark-able" she said those folks probably needed something to look forward to more than most. I've never forgotten that. Fast forward a hundred years, and its now a show-offy competition about who's Christmas shite is first on the gram.

I'm feeling nostalgic for an era where commonly family Christmas trees were a bit shit looking really, plastic, kinda threadbare, 4 footers from Woolworths that only ever had temperamental multi coloured lights on, went up mid Dec earliest and were just the bees knees

Might switch to joos now actually
 
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