“If ye remember.. aboot a month n a hof ago a wis aff here for aboot…. 2 n a bit months!” 
were you aye!
were you aye!
Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye
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It wasn’t fully either, he checked in“If ye remember.. aboot a month n a hof ago a wis aff here for aboot…. 2 n a bit months!”
He made it sound like he was asked some juicy stuff. There was literally 4 questions, and it was stuff he's answered before. How much tit did he put on his face! I need to know what the tattoos are on his hand.
The best bit was him proclaiming they weren’t spending any more money on the flat at all then in the next slide saying they won’t be spending that much more money on it but maybe some paint 
He needs some Carmex on those lips.
I really did laugh at this because i bet most of us can hear those words in our partners voicesNAW duck look at the amount of dots I have to endure here……..
I just showed my boyfriend and he’s told me to duck off into the spare room or put my AirPods in if I wanna listen to marlon talk shite as he doesn’t wanna hear his voice
so there we are ma lovelies, so I’m demoted to the spare room, nae debates!!! to get all cosy so I can listen to Mazda
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Why is he poking at his delicate eye area like a mad man with that anal probe? Has someone given him a gram of speed this eve? He's pulling funnier faces than Rayn the dry pussy
Can any of you lovelies work out what this is behind Marion? Looks like some sort of cupboard but can't remember seeing it before? 
maybe it's been brought in for bespoke candy cane storage?! 
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I bet it's his smaller drying rack.Can any of you lovelies work out what this is behind Marion? Looks like some sort of cupboard but can't remember seeing it before?
Rayn’s arse is more appealing than this
And “deff-i-nett-lay” ma lovelieAll they were was him trying to prove that he actually has a lifeif we’d been playing a shot game where we done a tequila every time he said “life” we’d be dead now. So aye
What a treat the tappy tappy skin care regime was but does anyone know what’s written on his hands in biro? Wouldn’t surprise moi if it was “me me me” and “I I I” he’s really such a self obsessed bas!
so … aye, back in ma ain lane
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A whole 247 dots moaning about us Tattle twats Don't know how Derek lets those dry withered lips anywhere near him.
Don't know how Derek lets those dry withered lips anywhere near him.With his dry them lips are, I’ll bet he has a tongue like a cat.A whole 247 dots moaning about us Tattle twats
all scratchy and dryHis nieces names I believe. Weird aye
Maybe it exfoliates his knobA whole 247 dots moaning about us Tattle twats
It’s only just gone 7am (pre taken photo as it’s light) and he’s already on about taking his ‘autumn’ decor down 
Like why’s he bleeping bother .. on about Christmas when we’re really only just into autumn. Mad bleep is on one. 30 odd autumn grid posts, I dread tae think How manyChristmas ones they’ll be
Like why’s he bleeping bother .. on about Christmas when we’re really only just into autumn. Mad bleep is on one. 30 odd autumn grid posts, I dread tae think How manyChristmas ones they’ll be
Taking autumn decor down, just as autumn starts and Halloween hasn’t happened.
he dresses his house like a shop, they’re always a season ahead, hang on…….shops still have Halloween as it hasn’t happened yet. So we really are gonna get Easter and spring decor on Boxing Day
he dresses his house like a shop, they’re always a season ahead, hang on…….shops still have Halloween as it hasn’t happened yet. So we really are gonna get Easter and spring decor on Boxing Day
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