Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[Giselle]

Oh god there’s another
I had some time on my hands so I swerved oot ma lane and took a look at some of his commenters. I can stereotype every one I could view however this account is the blandest most boring content I have ever seen. All for the gram. How bleeping sad.

That headboard actually gives me the creeps … it’s like some big padded wall

 

[peterisarabbit]

Found some scary movies for Marion’s autumn viewing we need more folks, he’s got 7 weeks to Halloween

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Oh bleeping hell these have near killed me off DEID!!!

 

[Inmyainlane]

AMA Mays new scent for Autumn is Marlon’s fave seasonal scent…..Pumpkin Spice that he slated on his stories quality brand repping

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

I’m not sure that velvet sofas and headboard is a good idea as Delboys hair looks like Velcro to me!!

It’s to stop him running away

How can Mario look at Derek and not think to himself “I’m seriously punching here. I should wind my neck in a bit”?

My feeling is that he knows this ma lovelie and that’s why he never goes a night out, in case Derek gets a better offer. I can just imagine the face on him when Derek gets eyed up

 

[SuzyE]

It’s to stop him running away



My feeling is that he knows this ma lovelie and that’s why he never goes a night out, in case Derek gets a better offer. I can just imagine the face on him when Derek gets eyed up

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I really think you're right, because who else would want that.

 

[HulaHannah]

Smell….. the….. wealth!

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So...hasn't needed heating on since Feb, yet is turning it back on in Summer to get into 'Winter mood'...

 

[Whatsallthis]

Why does the pathetic bastard always need validation.
They're both shite man!

It’s like the topic table in a primary 1 class

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

How you liking these seasonal vibes, Maz. View attachment 760490

Her face scares the tit out me everytime. Why does she look like she'd batter her own nan for a pack of fags?
Common muck!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Smell….. the….. wealth!

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Gives the heating a chance to get back to winter mood... think you mean mode Marion

 

[Alansbigplate]

A hope his heaters is feelin the cozy vibe so aye

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Put Rayn in the kitchen for an hour or two each day and open the fucken windaes, that's the only way to remove the dust smell, you silly bastard! I know she'll jump oot if the windaes are kept open when she's in the living room, so just move her, it's not bleeping rocket science! Nae amount of melts will clear a heavy, dusty smelling room, you need AIR.

 

[youare1]

So the table with the wonky leg, why doesn't he just turn it around so the wonky leg is on the inside? #ineedtogetalife

 

[GiftedNotFree]

So the table with the wonky leg, why doesn't he just turn it around so the wonky leg is on the inside? #ineedtogetalife

Mario isn’t smart enough to think of this karmer on your arse for being so practical!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

A hope youse aw have a brilliant day ma lovelies and that you understand the assignment. Tonsalove and vibes

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

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duck. Fac e is enough to give you nightmares alone! Guess that explains the hair loss. The cheap, peroxide blonde made his hair and his brain go rotters!

Of course you do! a grown man wearing Arianna Grande perfume aimed at teenage girls is ridiculous. How the duck does Derek ever get hard for that cheap, smelling like a tarts handbag goblin

 

[Babybail93]

And on today’s never bleeping happened we have:

It’s the Premier Inn pillows all over again

 

[Freefalling]

Wonder how 'oor H' felt about the selfish cretin not phoning her like she asked to open his gift? Insulting little hole, hope she never gives him a thing again

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

And on today’s never bleeping happened we have:

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It’s the Premier Inn pillows all over again

Right!?! And as if they’re going to find a high end perfume sold in luxury department stores in The Perfume Shop Nothing smells like “rich witch” more than Baccarat Rouge 540. Not a grown man his 40s, on the beg, living a boring life in his bed sit in Paisley aww wee cozy with his Hinch shite.

 

[Fanta lemon]

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duck. Fac e is enough to give you nightmares alone! Guess that explains the hair loss. The cheap, peroxide blonde made his hair and his brain go rotters!

Of course you do! a grown man wearing Arianna Grande perfume aimed at teenage girls is ridiculous. How the duck does Derek ever get hard for that cheap smelling like a tarts handbag goblin View attachment 762259

Sorry but dont you know that Mario is the patron Saint of small businesses? He has saved many a business throughout this pandemic. Premier Inn would have been another covid casuality if it wasn't for Mario. Next on his list is the perfume shop, Arriana herself and now baccarat. Karma on your arse

 

[Babybail93]

Right!?! And as if they’re going to find a high end perfume sold in luxury department stores in The Perfume Shop Nothing smells like “rich witch” more than Baccarat Rouge 540. Not a grown man his 40s, on the beg, living a boring life in his bed sit in Paisley aww wee cozy with his Hinch shite.

Still cracks me up that he has a £200 perfume when he doesn’t bleeping go anywhere. What’s the point? He’d be better off with a tin of Impulse