Oh the bit where she batters his ankle with a sledgehammer
That’s what Deek would get for using a squirt of his Jo Malone and making him crabbit.com!!!!! 
feck sake
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That’s what Deek would get for using a squirt of his Jo Malone and making him crabbit.com!!!!! feck sake
Why does the pathetic bastard always need validation.
They're both shite man!
They're both shite man!
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“My lassie knows the assignment well” more riveting English language clangers from Mazda first thing oan this Monday dayn of dawn 
Neither, they are both overflowing with complete shite!
That doesn’t even make sense. Surely the correct response would be, Ryan has been trained well and doesn’t touch all the tatt I have displayed around the studio. OR the reality, she’s locked in the hall when we aren’t in so wouldn’t be able to wreck it.“My lassie knows the assignment well” more riveting English language clangers from Mazda first thing oan this Monday dayn of dawn
One. I especially love the wonky leg.
Is that an acceptable response?
Haha you beat me to it, I was going to say picture one because it shows off the buckled table leg perfectly
Lol I am convinced he meant “she knows the script” but that wasn’t boujee enough
He's really abusing the beige filter at the moment. His recent grid posts look like a different room compared to prison block C that we are used tae!
Both look shite though Maz so please try harder!
Both look shite though Maz so please try harder!
I know, who bleeping puts a filter on their living room? He’s completely nuts!!
Also, I am obsessed with Real Housewives of Salt Lane City and the second season has just started. The first thing I thought of when I saw their massive chalets and all the snow is that what Marion thinks his cell block in Paisley looks like.
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It needs a few tins of beans seeing as it looks like a harvest festival display in a primary school
And it makes it like quite cosy, still tit filled though. Imagine what it looks like in real life
The understood the assignment thing is a TikTok trend, in typical Maz fashion though he’s used it wrong and out of context.
Maz dusnae use TikTok though ma lovelies
Maz dusnae use TikTok though ma lovelies
Loved the filtered to death pic of him in his livingroom, esp loved the freebie slipper D creeping in. He really is a balloon 
I have been forced by Mario to consider the seasons. I agree that January is a long old month, and some cheering up is in order. Rather than decorate my house for Easter or whatever he will do, I have booked a holiday. Living life as it should be etc. I can do this cos I don't waste money, I don't buy stuff to fill a hole in my life, and most importantly, I don't give a tit what anyone thinks about my home.
Hope that helps, I love you all to the moon and back.
Hope that helps, I love you all to the moon and back.
Think this charm was made for wee Deek and no you Maz 
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Why has he filtered his room to look beige??
Where are you off to ma lovely? We always go to Mexico (smell the wealth
) in January for a bit of winter sun. I’d love to see what absolute stapuuuls Mario takes as carry on luggage Oh god there’s another 
I had some time on my hands so I swerved oot ma lane and took a look at some of his commenters. I can stereotype every one I could view however this account is the blandest most boring content I have ever seen. All for the gram. How bleeping sad.
I had some time on my hands so I swerved oot ma lane and took a look at some of his commenters. I can stereotype every one I could view
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He’ll be all over that freebie like a fat kid at the ice cream van. So ayeOh god there’s another
I had some time on my hands so I swerved oot ma lane and took a look at some of his commenters. I can stereotype every one I could view
Which Joe Malone has duck face got, if it's lime basil, mines getting chucked ...Oh the bit where she batters his ankle with a sledgehammer
Why doesn't he turn the table around so the dead leg is at the back?Haha you beat me to it, I was going to say picture one because it shows off the buckled table leg perfectly
Or is he too bleeping thick to think of it
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