Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

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Exactly, they're shite!. The only one I've ever had was from a friend. It looked like the real thing right down to the box, but it was horrible.
It went straight in the charity bag.
 
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The charum with his shite name on it always reminds me of American Horror Story

 
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It's the quotation marks for me.
“Get” “yourself” “some” “class” “hen” - he’s daein his bit for a micro one woman band small business by chantin her oan fae his platform and so forth, so aye
 
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Ah shit. I put actual Pandora charums on mine. *Clutches hoosecoat laughing and wipes tear from eye* I can't believe how silly I am, why do these things happen to me?!
OMG me too!!!! Now I know where I’m going wrong. Chanting you on fae the rooftops @Poptart for putting me straight
 
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Imagine being nearly 40, pulling your house keys out and you’ve got a faux leather keyring with aluminium charums attached to it. How is he the same age as me?
 
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How are accounts like 20k followers getting invited to bar launches every weeks, and to St James’ Quarter in edinburgh yet Marion is getting invited to fuck all? I mean, I know the answer and this is why he’s so angry all the time. But LOL!
 
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How are accounts like 20k followers getting invited to bar launches every weeks, and to St James’ Quarter in edinburgh yet Marion is getting invited to fuck all? I mean, I know the answer and this is why he’s so angry all the time. But LOL!
I honestly think even if he was invited, there's no way he'd go. He would shit a brick at the thought of it
 
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