Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[WookieCookie]

He could swerve doon the coast tae Port Glesga. He can easily pick up a boujjee wee dwelling at auction for 5K. He would hiv to build it fae the groound up so aye ma lovelies mwah mwah

 

[TheFabFader]

Silly me I forgot it’ll be the matinee showing they’ll be going to. Miller and carter for lunch and back home for seven nightie on aw warm and toasty like a wee pumpkin pie

There’s a menu for wains, they’ll be absalootly fine.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Right that’s me deed and finished for the day saw that a “family member” had liked one of mazdas pics said to them what the fk you doing liking his pic and they say “I used to work with him” my own flesh and blood and I didn’t know this

Oooooh! We need the tea, please!

 

[Babybail93]

Hi ma lovelies, just catching up for the day on this Boujee bespoke cozy thread. In the meantime I’ve done a wee mock up of a snowy scene at his hoose, which looks just ever so slightly different to the one he has shared what a fucking fanny, I was sweating my tits aff earlier the day and this wee fud is getting a fucking hard on over Christmas

I’m getting pure bespoke boujee Trainspotting vibes from this ma lovely. What a beautiful building

 

[Babybail93]

I don’t think Miller & Carter do rice, chicken balls and chips, or happy meals for the wee yin (Derek).

I wonder if they will make a night of it and go to CC Blooms after the show, drinking and dancing till 3am?

LOL only kidding

They’ll probably leave at the interval so Moira can get home and get awwe cosy. So aye

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I’ve had a few wines tonight because it’s been a tough day, and all I’ve got to say is fuck off Mario ya odd prick!

 

[Babybail93]

Breakfast in Spoons before a day of shopping. They’ll be home by 1.30pm. I hope he does a haul vid for us

 

[Skyflier6727]

Yessss lol he could end up in the bespoke bronx aka Ferguslie park

Now that i would love to see! He wouldn’t last 5 minutes….

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He could swerve doon the coast tae Port Glesga. He can easily pick up a boujjee wee dwelling at auction for 5K. He would hiv to build it fae the groound up so aye ma lovelies mwah mwah

My wee great auntie lived in Bruce Street where even the dogs walk around in pairs. To be honest she had been in it since she got married a million years ago and it was her home. She was a real wee lady and surrounded by junkies at the end. It was so sad

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Mario might be on to something here, I'm thinking it's Easter at Dayn Towers, we are gonna get all cosy with chocolate. I'll order some plastic eggs and chicks, push the boat out. Next week think I'll move on to my birthday, which isn't for months. Denial is a cosy place to be.

 

[Step-by-step]

I’m in shock … of all places for a jacket!!!!!!! Primark, imagine that, what a surprise, seriously, so glad he told us
£35 Utter barg …. Right, dead on Marion

You are an utter arsehole, everything is either cosy or super cosy, FFS go jump in a puddle you little toad

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

Taking wee granny maz oot a walk and for a magazine on Saturday, hame, slippers and hoosecoat on, cuppa, listening to his moaning about cold pizza and then tucked up in bed for 8.30. They’re no shaggin’

 

[Beanpop442]

‘As mush’ … fuck me dead

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

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What the fuck is this fuckwit on about now! Yet again, it makes zero sense. Honestly, I despair!

He's actually managed to post without a spelling mistake.... and it doesn't make sense, FFS Mario!

 

[blocknroll]

Right angle? Obtuse angle? Acute angle? Illiterate twat.
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Views from my Protractor; an autobiography by Pythagoras

 

[Babybail93]

If, and this is a big if, Alana is real, she needs fucking sterilising pronto! We do not need people like that breeding. So aye

 

[OhhBacon]

Has his beard off….yep that’s why he looks young, nothing to do itch the sodding filter you put on him!

 

[Ilovecoffee21]

When I tell you i ran to the comments

 

[Bestlife@60]

Where do you get a knitted wreath from? Care home, Rehab centre, special school

 

[Badaboom]

Maz uses the Megabus. Pass it on.

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Valentines countdown starts Boxing Day!!!!!!
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