Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[Whatsallthis]

So now Hinch has taken to upcycling furniture from FB Marketplace, when do you think Mario will start having a go?

Because we all know he doesn’t follow trends.

Oh god can you imagine the shit he’ll come up with?

 

[Cagayu]

you’re correct my lovelie, Este Lauder owns Jo Malone. Actual Jo Malone owns Jo Loves.

You learn something new every day.
except from Mario… only thing I have learned is that he’s a narc

 

[Cady1954]

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Imagine being so desperate for a shout out from a wannabe nobody stranger on the internet that you make a post wishing them a happy birthday and drop in that it’s your birthday the day after and Marion doesn’t even acknowledge this when he reposts it I’m cringing so bad for her!

They deserve all they get these fucktards. Nae sympathy for them abzaloote mutants

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Just make up some new bespoke ones then

Ahll start my jurnee av boujeee bespoke new wurds later hen, have tae git to work for ma weekly 1 hour shift, so will get ma thinking cap awn.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Ehhhh who's looking after baby gurwwl rain the night whilst mierdres clutching at his beak?

 

[Cvicjo]

Those tans look unused, what’s the bets he bought them for the gram and is going to return them?

I wondered that as well, my first thought when watching was that he had only used on his forehead or something as it looked hardly used, but he said he used it on the for his bougee bespoke bday extravaganza weekend so was reviewing it
Definitely has not have covered his wee self!

 

[Instainsta]

He is like my kids. As soon as birthday is over they are excited about the next event coming up

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I'd have a job, I'm female ..


Thought you might need a dose of decent bloke, after Marion's shite birthday...

His birthday has killed me, I've been practising ma rendalls laugh.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Rendall bought the tans last year an tagged jamie geniveve in every story….not a peep fae marion about it being JG’s tanning water

 

[mrsbucket]

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Imagine being so desperate for a shout out from a wannabe nobody stranger on the internet that you make a post wishing them a happy birthday and drop in that it’s your birthday the day after and Marion doesn’t even acknowledge this when he reposts it I’m cringing so bad for her!

I thought exactly this too

Mario gives zero shits hen xoxo

 

[SuzyE]

Oh frig, this day has got off to a good start with him already

 

[Philimena cunk]

It's like when people see jesus face in toast.


I've never been to Scotland, I'm from dahn sarf.

I'm a Scouser..

 

[Lilly Lou]

where’s the goochie belt he said he was going to wear……………

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

What a monstrosity of a mirra, I can just picture the two hobbits having to move that thing
Is that style not kinda dated nowadays?

Haud the bus........Whit's that monstrosety on his finger and that mirror needs to get in a skip.

 

[MarionWaffle]

I take it we don’t have any Jo M Tattlers on here to see if Derek actually did but that stuff Loving the silica gel placement too Does he think that goes with the diffuser? Spanner.

 

[SuzyE]

He bought MORE Jo Malone with his birthday money!?!

He's a lunatic

 

[telltaletitt]

Here, that cauldron looks big enough for the both of them. A wee bespoke made to order hot tub.

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Ahahahahahaha omg

 

[Booboo76]

Since when do we celebrate seasons? What’s happening, where has this come from? What’s next? Sooo many questions

 

[HulaHannah]

Em can we no insult the channel 5 daytime TV movies please hen, many an afternoon of mine has been spent in a comma watching these so I don’t need to actually use any brain cells for a few hours, so aye

I love a channel 5 movie...but typically Jan through Oct. The minute they switch to that Hallmark-type Xmas s*** I'm out (but as I said, Grinch here). I love a good nurse stealing the baby or deadly step-parent, all filmed in the same houses and often with crossover actors. No brain power needed, all follow a similar storyline, so perfect watching when you are meant to be doing something else at the same time! I'm just sad that COVID seems to have us in a position where there really have been no new ones for a while so I think I've seen some of them multiple times. I'm sure schedulers put the same movie on on the same day months apart meaning when you have the same days off, you are seeing the same one!

 

[Cagayu]

Were those chunters taking the piss out of our soph? Me thinks they were when they spotted the hinch labelled cleaner! Lol. Marion will be livid..

What did our soph buy him for his birthday? I'm guessing fuck all or we would have seen it

Obviously there were no surplus sharks cluttering up her garage