Noseybonk
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Dereks got bollock kneesOhjesuschrist whattheactualfuckdidijustsee??????
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Dereks got bollock kneesOhjesuschrist whattheactualfuckdidijustsee??????
Like thereโs not already enough salt in that shite theyโre adding more
Na its defo bizarre. He is just a dick of a man!!Two candles and a reed diffuser when you already have trunks full of candles, wax melts and other room sprays....I don't get it?!?!?!
Iโm wondering if heโs possibly got Aspergers or another spectrum disorder ? Has it ever been brought up on here before ?Serious question ma lovelies. Does he naw have any real lovelies to celebrate his birthday with? Why is it all other Beggy Mitchellโs from the gram at the pardeee?
It's a shame for the twins.Absolutely agreed I said it back in the thread. Her daughter initially did not have Instagram or access to it, it was her daft maw, Children with her condition and mentality are easily impressionable, Her maw being on insta longer and having followers/friends in the home/cleaning community is what pushed that desperado to force Mrs Hinch and Ava May as the best thing in the world, when the wee girl doesn't even know how to light a wax burner, nor is she able to clean in any way. All pushed on by her desperate attention seeking maw, its a crying shame really you can even see it when the other twin gets Mrs Hinch merch and shit and ava may parcels and deliveries she never cracks a smile and isn't the least bit fuckin interested, but the maw is all like 'the GIRLS are so over the moon', Naw hen, you are, one couldn't give 2 cracks, the other is bouncing off your energy with it all and if your interest changed so would hers. And don't even start me on her with the Vaccine, more proof she's impressionable, she has no idea about all she has to say is 'YOURE SO EXCITED AREN'T YOU KATIE' *Insert the thing she wants her exciter about* and the kid gets all excited and squeals about anything, Absolute tragedy so it is
The only vegetable at the table is Derek.![]()
Oh look derek you can get a boujee French castle on the menuI rushed over here for that comment
He wouldnโt have a bastard clue what that is![]()
I know! He got cut off in one of Hannahโs stories, Iโd missed his soft little voiceTattlers one true love
Marion doesnโt deserve him![]()
I donโt know who u cud possibly meanIt does look like the coos are going to be meeting up with them
Heโd better keep his location hush hush just incase some of Glasgowโs ruffians get a whiff of him![]()
Sorry Iโm catching up lol. I was going to say has mario been vaccinated and thatโs why he hasnโt been near Katie if he hasnโt had the vaccine. But then the mum going to his house defeats the whole thingBeen a while since I had gander on one of marions threads but I just HAD too after being subjected to videos from the boujee-est weekend of the yearand what a weekend it was โฆ total embarrassment!! His wild night on Friday was the talk of our group chat, what a total waste of money time and effort!! Heโs about as wild as a night in the bog with a ibs flare up! BUT I wanted to comment and mention the fact Iโm glad others see this mums journey for what she clearly is, a bit of a joke really (Unpopular opinion maybe but aye) begging for attention off these nobodies, using her disabled daughter to be liked by people that couldnโt care less! So sad but so true โฆ the โfriendshipโ they apparently have with hunch is too much for me to handle, big soph doesnโt give a shit and thatโs clear to see and as for mario he stays down the road basically and has never made any kind of effort to go visit that wee girl who seems to be a big fan of his (Christ knows why โฆ the maw
) Hannah stays in England and has made more effort to go see Katie, Mario doesnโt give a shit and if I was Clare I would be wondering why he doesnโt bother his stripy rotten shirt to come visit or meet up with them โฆ too busy on his jurnee
bet that wee lassie was gutted that her mum was off to mazzas palace and she wasnโt going
IT'S NEVER OVERIs it over or is it not? Usually โuntil the next timeโ implies itโs over you fucking spanner!!!
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I'd have a job, I'm female ..I can see I should've been more specific.![]()
I hope this is you ma lovelie, you wouldn't catfish an old tattler would you.![]()
Thought you might need a dose of decent bloke, after Marion's shite birthday...I'd have a job, I'm female ..![]()
Whaaaat the fuuuuck are those. He looks like he forgot to get his own shoes back after the bowling.
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Awww I love a mosey down Buchanan Street!! Staying strictly in ma ain laine and avoiding Jo MaloneAhv rushed down the town to get Marion some Jo Malone as heโs not got enough!!
Ohhh no ma lovelie! I can highly recommend the myrrh and tonka cologne its my favouriteHe got my scent in a big bottle, am devastated![]()
100% read that in the voice of Isa!Right ma lovelies Iโve managed tae find a comma break in the between the fam holiday tae post.
So ma take is that Ava Maria wanted tae cum up tae Scotland tae touch base wi her reps tae keep her wee shitey wax melt business on track and promoted.
Her targets were the Steels (I refuse to talk about that situation) and oor Marion. She suggested a group meet up and tae also celebrate his birthday so he grabbed the chance tae shine ma lovelies and invite the coos tae his hobbit hole.
All of this will be on Ava Maria business expenses trust me. Why it wasnโt in a central location is coz oor Maz couldnโt be in control.
In Hannahโs defence re the flat tyre (donโt shoot me down) I know that car park well at Charing Cross and if any car has an issue they try to get you down to those disabled spaces where should can be agreed toโฆ.ill get back in ma lane
ETA: All they did wiz share each otherโs stories so it wiz awe fur the gram![]()
This one?. What's on the bottom that needs cut?...Ah l see it!. I can't edit the post for some reason now though, but thank you love!Since when was he so over the top with Autumn and Halloween? I've scrolled through his grid, yes I'm sad! But it hardly gets a mention at all, nothing about Autumn, just a Halloween post each year with 2-3 ornaments, he is just a bandwagon jumper, absoluuuute fandan! So desperate for validation from strangers, very sad existence.
Also, while scrolling I noticed how much of a horrible cunt he was even way back at the beginning, I took screenshot of his "marble" nest of tables that his Aunt bought him, he is really condescending and downright fucking rude and ungrateful, is it just me that thinks he is always looking down his nose at things, yet he is just a scummy wee ned who buys cheap tat, anything expensive he has is a gift from others, remember how mad he went at Deek for using the guest jo malone hand soap, ffs, no wonder he has fake friends, I think if you knew him personally you'd soon get sick of his behaviour.
I've swerved tight oot ma Lane, but fuck it, he's a nasty wee scrotebag.
@SuzyE check your last post, you've posted a pic by accident, you might want to cut the bottom of it![]()