Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[Dawn Dayn]

The only vegetable at the table is Derek.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Absolute state of it, he’s like a giddy kid. I’m embarrassed for him behaving like that!

 

[Cagayu]

 

[DollyTheLamb]

To all Non Scottish tattlers Please don’t think we’re all like this lot, we’re not!

This is the worst bunch of nobody’s on Instagram all a bunch of arse licking beggy bastards.
Toot toot am oot

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I was thinking this. As much as I love Derek, there’s definitely not a lot going on upstairs. Last night just proved it. With the £1 Primark sunglasses on inside, sipping the champers with a grin

She must of felt like a carer taking them two out for the night

When they were in her car, the pair of them acting like they'd never been in a car, it was like one of those sunshine buses.

 

[Babybail93]

Well the long time coming 38th birthday night oot was a bigger let down than Marion’s annual Christmas colour scheme reveal. I spent longer getting my bespoke colour done at the hairdressers the other night.
And the way oor H says “and look at this one” when she’s talking to Derek and swings the camera round and he’s standing like a 5 year old dressed up as a pilot/golfer. She speaks to him like he actually is a 5 year old. He’s defo not all there the wee soul.

I was thinking this. As much as I love Derek, there’s definitely not a lot going on upstairs. Last night just proved it. With the £1 Primark sunglasses on inside, sipping the champers with a grin

She must of felt like a carer taking them two out for the night

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

Whaaaat the fuuuuck are those . He looks like he forgot to get his own shoes back after the bowling.

 

[Johnnoijones]

That heid

 

[Babybail93]

Ehhhh who's looking after baby gurwwl rain the night whilst mierdres clutching at his beak?

Maz has paid the junkie doonstairs a tenner to post some Dreamies through the letter box every couple hours. So aye

 

[Cagayu]

fucking hell. The crap behind that door!

 

[Rocketllama]

His Prosecco and one bottle of sourz set up has me howling this is a grown man who’s celebrating his birthday (not even a big birthday) like he’s a 15 year old who’s got an empty for the first time

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

Imagine going to a fairly nice hotel and your man rocks up in a kids primark playstation tshirt whit a rid neck

 

[Dawn Dayn]

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That heid

Mario mate, you look like the local nutcase, stop cutting your own hair, it looks like you've done it with a knife and fork.

 

[Babybail93]

I think my biggest question from this weekend is how has Hannah parked that Range outside the slum and it not ended up on bricks by now?

 

[Babybail93]

I bloody love this thread and all the lovelies on it! It’s the best on Tattle. So aye, nae debates! It never turns into Mumsnet like other threads, and everyone is always chanting each other on from the rooftops to spine bright

The wittiest bunch of bitches on the net!

Swerving back inte ma aine laine the noo, bow I’ve poured my bespoke boujee tattie heart out

 

[MarionWaffle]

When yer head is so flat
And you are a twatt
That’s amore

 

[honey&lemon]

Hahahaha insta versus reality

he has the strangest shaped head

 

[honey&lemon]

Where’s the after picture?

 

[Freefalling]

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Nail in the tyre, what a pain. Fuck you Bitch, I'm taking the train

 

[Babybail93]

We’ve got a new bespoke profile piccy on this day of dawn ma lovelies!!!!