Cleaning with Mario #40 Klarna on his a$$!

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Order Thread by Most Liked Posts
P

Popper

Here we go again his monthly rage that he is such a fanny, and therefore never going be able to make a career out of Instagram so he spouts this bullshit pretending he would never want the fame, money or lifestyle that comes with it. Kidding on that he decides not to do Instagram as a career when really, it’s coz he’s shite and has tried and failed.
 
Reactions: 33

Skyflier6727

And don’t forget the 5 million wax melts in the scent “minging”
 
Reactions: 27

twilightgarden

I was trying to spy Derek behind Marino’s box of wahhhful ramblings but can’t see him
#WHERESDEEK
 
Reactions: 14

Whatsallthis

“I’ve battled privately to how much these apps put so much pressure onto yourself and your life away from it all”
Eh?
It’s like he’s typed something in another language and then ran it thru google translate.

Margo no ones asked you to put anything out there. You could just keep your shit to yourself.
 
Reactions: 44

Dusky pink

He's a "public figure" guys remember! Not an influencer! His profile tells you - he's a public figure, so get back in your own lane and have some respect!

By the way Maz, we know you have hunners and hunners of lip balms but I don't think Faye will want you to touch her lips with any of them as they are all well expired/passed their used by date
 
Reactions: 28

SuzyE

Yet another message with no name attached to it.

Have you been sending messages again to yourself, Maz
 
Reactions: 19

Kaydeelaydee



Cos we've all just to pretend that last year, when he was on the road out of Debenhams, he didn't state unequivocally that he would love to make the gram his full time job. And he absolutely wasn't begging for representation when in the same breath he talked about how other bigger accounts had management backing but he was all on his little lonesome. And when he was digging himself deeper into debt for (shite) content, he was absolutely not attempting any kind of speculate to accumulate strategy. And consenting to the Daily Record exclusive was not in any way about boosting his profile.

Gaslighting bawbag
 
Reactions: 41

Babybail93

I would say he’s sent himself this message, but the spelling and grammar are too good. That means there is a real, actual literate person that thinks he’s not pathetic

Now he’s read that he’ll be using “enjoy the light in your life” all the fucking time now

 
Reactions: 24

lauhlauhlauh

conform, misconception, persona, demographic…

definitely not him far too literate!
 
Reactions: 24

SuzyE

Actually, you have a point. It was written by someone that knows grammar. Plus, he probably had to look up "Demographic " for it's meaning
 
Reactions: 16

Babybail93

SuzyE said:
Actually, you have a point. It was written by someone that knows grammar. Plus, he probably had to look up "Demographic " for it's meaning
Click to expand...
It’s worrying that someone who is clearly intelligent and articulate can’t see that Mario is in fact a massive, whopping cunt
 
Reactions: 29

ThreeSteaksPam

Kaydeelaydee said:
And when he was digging himself deeper into debt for (shite) content, he was absolutely not attempting any kind of speculate to accumulate strategy.
Click to expand...
Urrgghhh this was fucking PAINFUL. It was around the time that everyone was raving about Caroline Hirons and he seemed to think he could crack the lucrative beauty blogger market Spending his furlough money on package after package of Charlotte Tilbury makeup and premium skincare that he had no clue how to use, none of which has ever been seen again. Klarna on his arse indeed
 
Reactions: 34

Babybail93

This was brilliant! A new tappity tap tap skin care video every night, with him talking pure shite to the camera. Every day he would have a new “stapuwlll”
 
Reactions: 21

Skoob

Babybail93 said:
£25 for 3 refills!!!! he is such an old Granny I had him using “Soft & Gentle” or “MUM”
Click to expand...
I use Wild deodorant and it’s only £5 per refill. You only buy the case once then buy the refills after that.
The difference between me and Marion though is that I do actually care for the planet - he only cares about his own plastic filled shit hole. The only reason he uses Wild is because the voices on the gram told him to. But make no mistake, he’s living HIS life the way he wants it. So aye and so forth. Back in ma ain lane I go. Skrrrrt skrrrrt
 
Reactions: 24

Clovis

That post. What an illiterate fuck. I lost track of all the errors. I doubt he could even write "arse" on a dusty Venetian blind.
 
Reactions: 22
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Menu
Log in
Register