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Nice to see the loose threads on the expensive shite new microfibre cloths.
well mario here’s my thought for the day in response to your ramble of the day
Facial appearances. 
GREATFUL is not a word. 
Let's face it, he can't afford it or he'd be off getting himself butchered.
GREATFUL is not a word. Let's face it, he can't afford it or he'd be off getting himself butchered.
What the bastarding duck is he on about? Does he not realise that less is more and should just keep his trap shut!!!
Favourite part is that he has to tell us he doesn’t have a models face, aye, Quasimodo!!
Favourite part is that he has to tell us he doesn’t have a models face, aye, Quasimodo!!
Can he wrap that hoosecot any tighter without it strangling him?
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If only hen.
Nae debates - the romours aw true.
We need to update the sayings on his wiki, this thread is flying faster than Rayn out of his tower block.
He’s properly back from his comma/full stop isn’t he, I can’t deal with the wee prick today, between rumours of fillers, cozy blankets in summer and Lionel flooring one thing you are not maz is a legend, leg-end maybe, as my dad would say!
Also if we hadn’t ever seen deek with our own eyes, you wouldn’t know he lived there, there’s just nothing of him in that hobbit hole, it’s all about mario isn’t it, head!
Also if we hadn’t ever seen deek with our own eyes, you wouldn’t know he lived there, there’s just nothing of him in that hobbit hole, it’s all about mario isn’t it, head!
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Hahaha it’s like a straitjacket there!
Naw naw naw I’m sure he’s full of hot air yet again. His forehead used to have more wrinkles than my grandads baccy pouch and now he suddenly has the skin of a placenta. I’m sure he’s admitted Botox in the past?
The romours are true Maid Marion I’m afraid 
The “rumour” being you’re an actual fanny who can’t even afford fkin Botox and filler 
The “rumour” being you’re an actual fanny who can’t even afford fkin Botox and filler 
What a bizzare little creature he is
Lmao manbagzda deffoo been reading here cos we used to say he had botox in his forheeed. As it used to be dead wrinkly then would be shiny smooth. No cream can do that, only botox.
Marion you're a wee liar hunnypie, sugarplum
Marion you're a wee liar hunnypie, sugarplum
It's the only pussy he's interested in.The way he speaks to the cat and caresses itpoor thing just wants to be left alone
Oh God..The sights that mirror has seen
I keep saying hoose...My husband says herms now.
I keep saying hoose... I've been a long time lurker on this site, but this thread has me in hysterics, I have a read if I have a bad day, instant good mood.My husband says herms now.
He's comedy gold
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Funny how they look exactly the same but the pink one is two years old and he uses them all the time! Mmm yeah sure
It's so unflattering, hate how he sweats through the housework in a dressing gown.
He needs something to throw in the wash the morra for some content ma lovelie. So aye.
Many actual trends does one need in a room? Fake panellingIt would do my heed in to have an airer stuck in my livingroom like this
Maz, you need a bigger house flower
Pampas
Console table
Silver tat
Grey colour scheme
Boringgggg
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