Everything about that picture is depressing“Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier” that’s gotta be a thread titlecan’t believe I missed this gem of a week with Marlon . Convinced Derek has a fetish for men that look like old grannies
still laughing at this
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Holy shit I forgot about the ski pantsI bet it’s a ski pant he’s got on. My Auntie used to love a ski pant, used to put the wee elasticared loop under her court shoes.
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Has he veered oout his own laine and got a beespoke private job? Or does the care home need a deep clean on account of the puke bugs doing the rounds?
I do a full clean every Thursday on my 2 bed semi. There's no way mine needs done every day like that idiotHow does a one bedroom flat need GUTTED once, sometimes twice a day? My house gets cleaned twice a week and I consider it to be clean so I don’t understand why his needs cleaned that much! Or as usual is he just talking pure shite?
It won't be able to do a full turn ma luvleeThat hoover will have amazing battery life.
I’d love to look in that cupboard!What is it with his brother buying him stupidly expensive gifts? Hasn’t he been out of work for the best part of 2 years?! Gucci belt at Christmas and now a £200 robovac?!
As soon as Hinch comes out of retirement and shows her straight hoover lines, Marion will retire robovac into the Monica cupboard of doom beside with his 15000 wax melt burners and boujee bespoke pink fluffy Christmas tree. So aye.
Even if it runs through some cat piss then through the bedsit, no amount of marion’s melts will make a jot of difference to disguise that whiffPlease do a poo Rayn baby gurul.
that would just be the icing on the cakePlease do a poo Rayn baby gurul.
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