Cleaning with Mario #4

[Divinechat]

Right you horrible lot. I've just had to watch that guff 3 times to take in what he's actually warbling on about cos I spent the first 2 views looking for screenshot gold (and failing)!

I blame all youse

 

[Whoswho]

Christ on a crackpipe. So James said “thanks for giving me my wife back” fml. Maybe she sees what a cringe worthy state he is and it’s made her feel better about her life. That she doesn’t have rats in her loft. That the council doesn’t break into her house. Maybe she said to James duck we think we have it bad come and see the nick of this wee fancy on Instagram. I can’t he is just so self obsessed I had to actually pause the vids as I couldn’t watch for cringing.

I think what James meant by saying thanks for giving me my wife back, was that Melvin actually shut up and they could leave

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

I think what James meant by saying thanks for giving me my wife back, was that Melvin actually shut up and they could leave

Joking aside I think you're right! He did say they were chatting for quite a while.
Hahaha hashtag awks

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Thank duck I've actually been busy today doing things as it looks like I've avoided a "world according to St Melvin, patron saint of small businesses and saviour of huns everywhere". I refuse to go look and as you lovely people have done your best to decipher Melvy-speak I think it's clear that I missed nothing.
I love you lot, you are doing gods work on this thread ripping the piss out of Melvin, the worst fucker on the internet

 

[4tuhju]

Did anyone ever watch Summer Heights High?
He reminds me of Mr G....

Omfg he is so mr G amazing

 

[Caramel Swirl]

Let us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlon’s ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him

 

[Mack84]

Let us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlon’s ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him




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Nooooo I’m gone

also Kikini - go watch I personally think this is the cringiest one yet

 

[Maggie28]

Let us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlon’s ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him




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This is genius!!!
Are you the saviour himself?
even when St Mario comes on here or dim Derek does surly this will make them laugh!!
This is the funniest thing I have seen in ages
All hail our saviour

 

[Jacquilou]

What is his warbling on about I’m catching up on what is it hes never unerstond what the duck is that word about. I can’t listen anymore just keep hearing him say “ I’ve never un er stond it well I un er stond it a bit more now “

 

[Caramel Swirl]

This is genius!!!
Are you the saviour himself?
even when St Mario comes on here or dim Derek does surly this will make them laugh!!
This is the funniest thing I have seen in ages
All hail our saviour

I wish I was purely to have those gawjuss brows lovelie

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Let us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlon’s ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him




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You’ve won the internet.

 

[Wheretonext]

Shine bright like a Diamond. Which one of you sent him this?

 

[Caramel Swirl]

Spotted: Melvin and his strangler fingers ootside cooncil

 

[Sb4829]

Let us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlon’s ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him




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This has made my Saturday and it’s only 9.44am

I’d love to know what his Debenhams colleagues think of oor Melv and his shiny diamanté foreheed

 

[Caramel Swirl]

A little disclaimer: No offence intended I actually do love you Mario ya wee entertaining whopper

so aye

 

[Maggie28]

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Some poor deluded lost soul....
who are these people

 

[Johnnoijones]

Saint Melvin Patron Saint of Curing Mental Health. I am sure from now on rather than antidepressants GPs will be recommending following our Melvin and becoming a ‘lovelie’

 

[Pink4573]

I’m fairly sure he reads here as we haven’t had a “so aye” or a head wobble in a while!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Let us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlon’s ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him




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OMG I suspect St Peter might put you on the naughty escalator for this, but this has made me howl laughing so you'll probably have me for company

 

[Caramel Swirl]

OMG I suspect St Peter might put you on the naughty escalator for this, but this has made me howl laughing so you'll probably have me for company

Who is St. Peter