Please someone stop me. My phone is full of Mazza
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Please someone stop me. My phone is full of Mazza
What if It's not "So aye"....
And It's actually "Sore Eye!"
Cannae unhear that now
And It's actually "Sore Eye!"
Cannae unhear that now
this is all playing havoc with ma pelvic flairTonight must be extra special round at Melvin's cos the pair of them are chillin' and watching tv. Oh wait, that's what they always do.
@TheNiceBeardMan
Pic 1: Derek, I've googled ma symptoms and I think we're pregnant
Pic 2: Forgive them father, they know not what they do
Pic 3: I didnae want a gifted shark vacuum anyway
Pic 1: Derek, I've googled ma symptoms and I think we're pregnant
Pic 2: Forgive them father, they know not what they do
Pic 3: I didnae want a gifted shark vacuum anyway
You should have circled the whole thing ...it’s all hideousNow what the duck is that parting all about
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Still looks the bleepin same now
@TheNiceBeardMan
Pic 1: Derek, I've googled ma symptoms and I think we're pregnant
Pic 2: Forgive them father, they know not what they do
Pic 3: I didnae want a gifted shark vacuum anyway
Pic 2 - "Derek, there's a brown eye staring at me through the hole in the ceiling, DEREK! It's a bleeping rat, the bleeping coooncil will hear aboot this"
Pic 1 is him wincing the first time he sat down after his letterbox was violated by the cooncil
This thread is bleeping hilarious 
It’s the only one that actual makes me laugh out loud
It’s the only one that actual makes me laugh out loudDying
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A new dressing gown juuuuurneeeehhh
Here is my best screenshot...... had to go to the highlights to try
I think he looks like he’s mid - a beige jobby xAttachments
Those photos
I was just thinking, of all the Instagrammers who’ll get a cold and start wondering out loud that they may have coronavirus, Mario is up there.
I was just thinking, of all the Instagrammers who’ll get a cold and start wondering out loud that they may have coronavirus, Mario is up there.
I can’t actually believe I have screen shots of this nob end on my phone 
What’s with all the smacking of his teef? Has he always done that? It has really irritated me this morning. Are his teef working loose 
Melvin's grid post today!! Is he saying that he started on insta because he aspired to be the name on a wax melt and that all us mere mortals wouldn't believe the challenges and obstacles he faced and overcame in pursuit of this dream?
Simmer down you ridiculous little man.
Hannah was smart enough to know that if you were able to influence even half of your followers to buy her wares she'd be quids in. Let's do the maths.
40000 lovelies decide to purchase a Mario wax melt bar. When they note the shipping cost, 20000 of them decide to buy 2 bars. Let's do some maths.
20000 x £5 = £100000
20000 x £10 = £200000
So that's 300 grands worth of business right there just on the melts, never mind the soap, hand lotion, reed difussers and candles.For sales like that, I'd come and eat pizza with you too.
She's made fortunes off the back of your name and followers, so while I hope you monetized the deal, I suspect your vanity means you didnt. You were too busy being blown away just by being asked and the deal clencher was you got to submit your signature doodle for the artwork.
Well done you and way to make those witches eat it
Simmer down you ridiculous little man.
Hannah was smart enough to know that if you were able to influence even half of your followers to buy her wares she'd be quids in. Let's do the maths.
40000 lovelies decide to purchase a Mario wax melt bar. When they note the shipping cost, 20000 of them decide to buy 2 bars. Let's do some maths.
20000 x £5 = £100000
20000 x £10 = £200000
So that's 300 grands worth of business right there just on the melts, never mind the soap, hand lotion, reed difussers and candles.For sales like that, I'd come and eat pizza with you too.
She's made fortunes off the back of your name and followers, so while I hope you monetized the deal, I suspect your vanity means you didnt. You were too busy being blown away just by being asked and the deal clencher was you got to submit your signature doodle for the artwork.
Well done you and way to make those witches eat it
He’s just glad to help out small businessesMelvin's grid post today!! Is he saying that he started on insta because he aspired to be the name on a wax melt and that all us mere mortals wouldn't believe the challenges and obstacles he faced and overcame in pursuit of this dream?
Simmer down you ridiculous little man.
Hannah was smart enough to know that if you were able to influence even half of your followers to buy her wares she'd be quids in. Let's do the maths.
40000 lovelies decide to purchase a Mario wax melt bar. When they note the shipping cost, 20000 of them decide to buy 2 bars. Let's do some maths.
20000 x £5 = £100000
20000 x £10 = £200000
So that's 300 grands worth of business right there just on the melts, never mind the soap, hand lotion, reed difussers and candles.For sales like that, I'd come and eat pizza with you too.
She's made fortunes off the back of your name and followers, so while I hope you monetized the deal, I suspect your vanity means you didnt. You were too busy being blown away just by being asked and the deal clencher was you got to submit your signature doodle for the artwork.
Well done you and way to make those witches eat it
But of course
.It's why I'm genuinely waiting to see if Hannah ever offers him a Mario mark 2 collab. She's expanded the range so vastly it's obviously a top selling product, but I think even our favourite little twit must realise by now he diddled himself.
Coulda had the commission to pay for those new crapets he's after
“Ah was told at the start of this jurneee don’t have a dream”
Isn’t that the advice you dished out to everyone the other day Melvin?
Isn’t that the advice you dished out to everyone the other day Melvin?
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