Cleaning with Mario #4

[Jo-Min99]

Rats are nocturnal animals so I hardly think they’ve been out and about all day and sleeping up there at night hence why he hears the noises AT NIGHT. If they were in the cavity walls, you’d hear them!!! My friend had them and in her bedroom you’d think they were eating a bag of McCoys when she went to her bed.

He has let this go in for months and expects the council to react in seconds? It’s unpleasant but not an emergency. Maybe King Melv believes he’s is actually a celeb and the council should bend the knee when he contacts them. All hail King Melv, saviour of small businesses and eater of all things beige.

Bear in mind, he doesn’t actually know if it’s rats.... I mean, sending nice but dim Derek up and some other like minded soul wouldn’t really fill me with confidence to identify the issue. Could still be squirrels, mice or even birds if there’s droppings.

Finally, why’s Derek dealing with it???? Wonder if he’s the only one on the lease!!!!!!!

 

[Bec3007]

He’s acting like there’s a serial killer up there, I mean it could be but it’s more than likely an animal and he’s shitting his pants and not sleeping. That’s what children do someone get him a night light and white noise

 

[WookieCookie]

Don't forget his 'hoose' is centuries old

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Don't forget his 'hoose' is centuries old

I forgot about that bit! It's centuries and centuries old

 

[Maggie28]

He’s acting like there’s a serial killer up there, I mean it could be but it’s more than likely an animal and he’s shitting his pants and not sleeping. That’s what children do someone get him a night light and white noise

I think what ever it is it’s trying to escape. It probably gets bad headaches from all the fumes. And is pissed off with the washing machine and hoovering at all hours. The sound of Mario’s voice is enough to send anyone for the hills!!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Thousands of messages today. hunners of his people are dealing with pests. further proof that Saint Savior of small businesses Melvin can't count because let's be honest, he's not shy about reposting everything and anything that mentions him

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I really don't understand Melvin and his huns. He posts a story waffling on about his bullshit and doing his pretendy laughs, then his huns story themselves laughing at Melv & tagging him. Then Melv stories them storying themselves laughing at his stories.
Have I wandered into some kind of mental universe?

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I really don't understand Melvin and his huns. He posts a story waffling on about his bullshit and doing his pretendy laughs, then his huns story themselves laughing at Melv & tagging him. Then Melv stories them storying themselves laughing at his stories.
Have I wandered into some kind of mental universe?

My polite response - It's like being stuck in an Escher print - one of those where you can't get off the stairs.
My potty mouth response - it's a massive bleeping circle jerk / circle squirt (?) so huge it's going in the Guinness Book of Records.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Finally, why’s Derek dealing with it???? Wonder if he’s the only one on the lease!!!!!!!

Well Derek did originally get the flat for himself... and didn't someone on here say melv didn't live there 'officially' because their benefit entitlement would be reduced? May have a point?

 

[Maggie28]

I really don't understand Melvin and his huns. He posts a story waffling on about his bullshit and doing his pretendy laughs, then his huns story themselves laughing at Melv & tagging him. Then Melv stories them storying themselves laughing at his stories.
Have I wandered into some kind of mental universe?

Yes, when was the last time cleaning Mario actually cleaned something. He isn’t a bleeping Comedian, he fake laughing does my nut in.
Who are these morons that film themselves fake laughing!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Yes, when was the last time cleaning Mario actually cleaned something. He isn’t a bleeping Comedian, he fake laughing does my nut in.
Who are these morons that film themselves fake laughing!

Should call his page Creaming with Mario

 

[Jo-Min99]

Centuries old??? Purpose built social housing . Such a clueless moron. 40-50 years old MAX.

I would love to see all his menopausal mafia / cringeworthy insta wannabes messages became apparently received DAILY!!!

I also forgot to mention wee nice but dim Derek shouting ‘cooncil’ after being up in the loft. His little brain cell must have been banging about in there for a good 10 mins with all the drama today.

Rayyyyn... wondering how the little bastards upstairs manage to escape and dreaming of following. Wee things got more braincells than the pair of them.

 

[Divinechat]

In Melv's mind he lives in Buckingham palace donchaknow

Pissing myself at Melv describing where the houses are now being built as "delegate" while meaning derelict, the bloke is as thick as pigshit! Oh and I really didn't need to hear him chomping on his 25 nuggets, the disgusting pig

That bleeping voice of his shouting yaaas when Derek brought the nuggets in actually hurts my head !!

What’s his gonna do with all the tit, they won’t like having all that furniture!! Oh well I am sure we’ll hear all about it.


Surely they would send someone with a police escort! It’s mario saviour of small business! Has someone let the Queen know, I mean she is loosing Harry. Surely Mario could step in.

Bet he used the line "Do you know who i am " when he was on the phone to the council , screaming like a demented banshee !!

I really don't understand Melvin and his huns. He posts a story waffling on about his bullshit and doing his pretendy laughs, then his huns story themselves laughing at Melv & tagging him. Then Melv stories them storying themselves laughing at his stories.
Have I wandered into some kind of mental universe?

It is bleeping insane

 

[Jo-Min99]

Completely forgot about the ‘yaaaasssss’ when Dim brought the maccy d’s in. He’s honestly a ned in a manky grey towelled wrapper.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Looking forward muchly to his pest control journee

 

[#gifted Beggy]

Bet he will be tagging #Rentokil now . He could be a brand rep for them . Mario’s rat poison comes in a box with a black bow .

 

[Pinkloopsy]

Even the poor rats are staying clear of tacky towers! Instead of trying to get in they are scratching to escape

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Giving quite a lot away in his unfiltered narrative. So his close is manky? I'm sure that admission has only slipped out because he's revelling in his drama and the attention he's getting.

Further proof, if proof was needed, that he's just another insta "cleaning account" who is scared of anything actually dirty and in need of a good scrub.

There'll be long dead hoosewives turning in their graves at the thought of someone not taking their turn at the stairs. It's not like he won't have enough zoflora stockpiled to tackle it either

 

[Whoswho]

Hi

PMSL thousands of workmen building thousands of houses?? Aye right.

eta: His comment annoyed me so much I looked it up there’s 500 houses which will create ‘hundreds’ of jobs. Calm down Melv.

i thought that, at first he said huners of estates , then huners of houses, now thousands ? Just shows when huners of his followers message him he means 1 follower as it’s only 1 estate being built so we now know his level of exaggeration

 

[The-Cloth-Family]

I’m confused by Mario. I’ve been following him for about a week now. Basically I’ve made a New Years Resolution to read more books so I’ve deleted Fb and Twitter from my phone. But I still like to have something to amuse me on my phone so I thought I’d follow him and then follow the conversation on here to fill my phone time

His name is Cleaning With Mario but I’ve been following him for about a week and I don’t think I’ve seen him clean anything? He just tells you he has and then spends five minutes saying ‘but, ayeeee’. Its really boring! Why does he have 80k followers?

Because he's Mrshinch's spy. He reports on everyone to her, sneaky mario. She was his best friend at the beginning of her other account. His followers are #gifted lol.

Thanks for the laughs, I read your thread like cockney slang with a rhyming charm. My hubby is a carpet fitter he wouldn't go near Mario's grubby hoose with no stairs. I've waited a year for this cretin to fall. What no call from Soph on that special phone? No Hinchers to help this cretin spawn.