Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[Doodlebug71]

You should be able to start a thread. If you go into the forum where you want to post it there's an orange box you click top right. Back in ma lane the noo.

You have insufficient privileges to post threads here.

I have obviously stepped oot o ma lane too many times ...nae debates

 

[Poptart]

You have insufficient privileges to post threads here.

I have obviously stepped oot o ma lane too many times ...nae debates

Oh dear...tattie hearts to you. Hopefully soon there will be a new dayn of dawn where you will once again be allowed to start a post. I'm sure you are fine though ma lovelie, absolutely fine about it.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

You have insufficient privileges to post threads here.

I have obviously stepped oot o ma lane too many times ...nae debates

I've started a thread. Fill me in on all the drama huns.

 

[Doodlebug71]

I've started a thread. Fill me in on all the drama huns.

Thank you ma luvlee ...karmar on her arse

 

[Booboo76]

I’m missing him that much that I took myself off to Blackpool and stayed in a premier inn, the pillows were shite!

 

[mrsbucket]

I'm missing him so much I put a towel over ma heed and inhaled a hot water and Flash Bathroom mix. Where for art thou Marion?

 

[Doodlebug71]

I'm missing him so much I put a towel over ma heed and inhaled a hot water and Flash Bathroom mix. Where for art thou Marion?

Maybe a wee face mist in his favourite fabulosa in the scent IBS and stovie farts.

 

[MaidMarion]

I think I know where mazda is! I think him and Deek are going into love Island as a swinging couple, so are currently in hiding prior to flying out to Costa del skank Island
Mon oot a hiding manbag, we're all getting bored now!
(Cue a story of Big beak grabbing, hoosecoat clutching, fake laughing fannybaws saying how thoooooosands have messaged him asking if he is going to be on the telly)

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Feck it. Im going to make an offering to the Squirrel God and ask him to send a plague of boujie wee greys to Melvins loft for a festival of gnawing. It's been aaaages since we had a fuhl rent tirade.

 

[margot44]

Have a Fabulosa Friday ma luvlies!

 

[Very Cherry]

Have a Fabulosa Friday ma luvlies!

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This has me in stitches ma lovelie, yesterday i was gutting oot ma kids toy cupboard....just imagine Marion's big cupboard naebody gets to see inside. Anyway i found a Where's Wally dress up that my boys wore for dress up at primary school, they are now teenagers and it wouldn't go near them but anyway my first thought was that it would fit Marion. So Marion, if you read this, send me a wee DM and I'll gift it to you.

 

[Maggie28]

It’s alright lads, found Mazda. He is down south showing his mushroom to the commuters on the London Underground.
Rest easy, he is living his best life, shining bright
He’ll be back soon, wiping his fake tears and clutching his housecoat.

 

[Andioooop]

It’s alright lads, found Mazda. He is down south showing his mushroom to the commuters on the London Underground.
Rest easy, he is living his best life, shining bright
He’ll be back soon, wiping his fake tears and clutching his housecoat.

Oh ma lovelie, am clutching ma beak! Looks like he’s been arrested! He should be at home aw cowsie & warum!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Haaaallloooo ma lovelies!

So ahm jist back fae Castleveeetchhhy. Done a big shite when ahh got in, that bloody curry sauce always runs right through me. Noo that ahv cleared ma bowels ahm huvin a wee *points tae bottle* and Barr’s lemonade coz Derek is bloody watching the fitba *rolls eyes*

A hope youse are aw huvin a loverlie weekend and are staying cosy and safe.

Tons a love, M xxx

 

[Jerry Garcia]

Oh ma lovelie, am clutching ma beak! Looks like he’s been arrested! He should be at home aw cowsie & warum!
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Ma lovelie ma beak is pure broke from clutching it with laughter! This is a bleeping masterpiece.
I cannae cope

 

[SuzyE]

I really thought he would have posted with Derek watching the footie.

 

[Very Cherry]

Ma lovelie ma beak is pure broke from clutching it with laughter! This is a bleeping masterpiece.
I cannae cope

Ma lovelie, am clutching ma beak after zooming in to look at your profile photo. Ave never looked at it before.

 

[Jerry Garcia]

Ma lovelie, am clutching ma beak after zooming in to look at your profile photo. Ave never looked at it before.

May I present to you the beaky bawbag in all his glory! And he is truly bespoke, as the lovely @Cagayu made him for me! It's the epitome of boujie, and I shall never change it. Should you mistakenly fall off a cliff, you would be pleased indeed to see this massive proboscis hover over you in salvation!

 

[Sloppys]

I really thought he would have posted with Derek watching the footie.

Really am starting to think Derek has locked him out the flat for a month so he can watch the footie in peace. Marion probably having a melt down that his hoosecoat is being held hostage!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Haaaallloooo ma lovelies!

So ahm jist back fae Castleveeetchhhy. Done a big shite when ahh got in, that bloody curry sauce always runs right through me. Noo that ahv cleared ma bowels ahm huvin a wee *points tae bottle* and Barr’s lemonade coz Derek is bloody watching the fitba *rolls eyes*

A hope youse are aw huvin a loverlie weekend and are staying cosy and safe.

Tons a love, M xxx

Anyone read this in marionettes voice ...just me ? I'll get ma hoosecoat on the way oot ma luvlees