He'll nawt be coping very well, what with his Kerry Katonaitis and twatitis, the poor wee hen.I think he's on sympathetic maternity leave with hinchy. Hes feeling every twinge and ache from her mastitis
He'll nawt be coping very well, what with his Kerry Katonaitis and twatitis, the poor wee hen.I think he's on sympathetic maternity leave with hinchy. Hes feeling every twinge and ache from her mastitis
The hot chocolate station which he purposely destroyed after realising what an abomination it was RIP hot chocolate station πͺ¦Keep it goingβ¦.. Mario Pointless Purchase-
Mini fridge to keep his bespoke skincare in.
Hope you've got about 10 magic trees at the ready hen!Aw ma luvlies I was doing a driving lesson earlier and my instructor said βDonβt worry about the other cars stay in your own laneβ and I couldnβt stop laughing Marion has truly infiltrated into every part of my life now and ruined my humour, my poor instructor was beyond confused.
Ma lovelie I canny lie I am pure jealous of this boujee haul. You got any room for a few lovelies to join you?Just in case anybody's jonesing fur a wee haul, I went to Tesco and got
A loaf
A dozen eggs
Bag of tatties
2 litres of gin (it's on offer, would be rude not to)
2 bags frozen mixed berries (aka fruity ice cubes)
Cat San
So in summation, im aff the morra, I'm having a Spanish omelette for dinner, getting pished, the cat's got a clean cludgie and I'll be on the roastit cheese for brekkie.
I love ma lane
Oh ma lovelie, Cat San none the less! I can smell the wealth through the screen and itβs awfy pungent. Iβm taking a big whiff right now, I can smell the bags o cash fae here See moira pretends to be wealthy and boujee tae but I bet wee Rayne is forced to empty her bowels in a litter box full of shredded newspaper because cat litter is awfy hard to beg for on Instagram. Poor wee cow.Just in case anybody's jonesing fur a wee haul, I went to Tesco and got
A loaf
A dozen eggs
Bag of tatties
2 litres of gin (it's on offer, would be rude not to)
2 bags frozen mixed berries (aka fruity ice cubes)
Cat San
So in summation, im aff the morra, I'm having a Spanish omelette for dinner, getting pished, the cat's got a clean cludgie and I'll be on the roastit cheese for brekkie.
I love ma lane
Living your best life! Spine bright! No one can dull your sparkle! Am chantin you oan hen! MwahJust in case anybody's jonesing fur a wee haul, I went to Tesco and got
A loaf
A dozen eggs
Bag of tatties
2 litres of gin (it's on offer, would be rude not to)
2 bags frozen mixed berries (aka fruity ice cubes)
Cat San
So in summation, im aff the morra, I'm having a Spanish omelette for dinner, getting pished, the cat's got a clean cludgie and I'll be on the roastit cheese for brekkie.
I love ma lane
He's maybe set up a wee ice-cream station noo for the summer months ma lovelie. I've seen folk this last week on Facebook groups changing from hot chocolate to ice-cream station, with tubs of cones, flakes, wafers, sprinkles etc.The hot chocolate station which he purposely destroyed after realising what an abomination it was RIP hot chocolate station πͺ¦
What has the world come tae. Theyβre like wee weans playing at shopsHe's maybe set up a wee ice-cream station noo for the summer months ma lovelie. I've seen folk this last week on Facebook groups changing from hot chocolate to ice-cream station, with tubs of cones, flakes, wafers, sprinkles etc.
I am prepared to fling open the doors of my Mcmansion, high footfall be damnedMa lovelie I canny lie I am pure jealous of this boujee haul. You got any room for a few lovelies to join you?
It was the thought of the giveaway, they canβt cope with how shite itβll be
He'd best get pen to paper and come up with a solution to his falling numbers pronto.
I know ma lovelie. My 3 year old would be in her element with a real ice-cream station instead of her wee Leapfrog ice-cream cart, me not so much as I'm not like Marion with cluttered worktops.What has the world come tae. Theyβre like wee weans playing at shops
Aw ma luvlie enjoy and make sure yer in yer hoosecoat and in yer bed for 9pm awww cosymwah mwahJust in case anybody's jonesing fur a wee haul, I went to Tesco and got
A loaf
A dozen eggs
Bag of tatties
2 litres of gin (it's on offer, would be rude not to)
2 bags frozen mixed berries (aka fruity ice cubes)
Cat San
So in summation, im aff the morra, I'm having a Spanish omelette for dinner, getting pished, the cat's got a clean cludgie and I'll be on the roastit cheese for brekkie.
I love ma lane
I thought it said Mumosa scented candle for a second amd i thought that would have to be Marion inspired, smelling of Mumosa and shine bright on the packaging.Thought I had deleted this by accident but found it again, saw it in home bargains and couldnβt for the life of me think who it reminded me of View attachment 622285
Can you tell me the account you are taking about pls ?Is she a cleaning account?!!
I went for a look but sheβs blocked me?