Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

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Johnnoijones

Hopefully he swaps the exclamations marks for commas. Attention seeking eejit
 
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Durhamlass

I think he just gets really bad PMT. He will be back after his period. If he just invested in some evening primrose oil he would feel way better
 
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mrsbucket

Came here to say the same thing Hopefully he's off on a GCSE English jurnee

Sit tight ma lovelies, patron saint of small businesses Marion will be back sooner than you can mispronounce Olaplex!
 
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MrMac83

I think the company he had lined up for his flares came roon and gave him a quote and he was clutching his hoosecoat that Carpet Kerr would have the cheek to charge him after all he has done for them chantin them fae the rooftops. He helped build the business fae the groon up. Just like his cleaning has helped solve crime cause without mario police Scotland would be nothing he has single handed built them fae the groon up tae. So aye nae debates and so forth. He, will, be, back, when, he, is, back nae full stops in his life ma lovelies mwah mwah hope you aww have a great day. We got this let’s kick Thursdays ass.
 
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Poptart

Just caught up on the new thread on the dayn of dawn and I'm clutching ma hoosecoat and wiping away the tears laughing. I wonder what's upset Mario,
 
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witchofwestbyfleet

Marion is pausing, and reflecting, he has placed a comma in his life, both literally and figuratively,

Don't worry, Marion, take all the time you need,
 
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BishBashBoss

Put a question mark in your life to support get small businesses to offer free work in exchange for a tagged, mispelt insta story
 
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Morleybbz

Mario was just casually wandering about my dream last night I'd have preferred Freddy Krueger
 
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Very Cherry

Morleybbz said:
Mario was just casually wandering about my dream last night I'd have preferred Freddy Krueger
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Are you ok ma lovelie? I think that was a Marion Mcknightmare you were having. Did he have on his wee hoosecoat in your McKnightmare?
 
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Morleybbz

Very Cherry said:
Are you ok ma lovelie? I think that was a Marion Mcknightmare you were having. Did he have on his wee hoosecoat in your McKnightmare?
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Anti-influencer said:
Did he try to feed you stovies and boiled bolognese?
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He came and sat down next to me and my friends and just stared at us, I just said 'uhh... thats just Mario' and the dream continued with him lurking in the background it was seeing a picture of his beak this morning that gave me flashbacks

I've been having proper weird dreams lately but Mario appearing is my mind taking things too far
 
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BishBashBoss

BishBashBoss said:
Put a question mark in your life to support get small businesses to offer free work in exchange for a tagged, mispelt insta story
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Imagine misspelling misspelt… fuck sake Marion’s rubbing off on me. Anyhow its Thursday ma lovelies we did it! let’s kick it in the ass!
 
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Skyflier6727

OMG I love the Mario threads. They never fail to make me laugh. Big lumps of anaemic bolognaise to you all x
 
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