Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

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twilightgarden

Booboo76 said:
I wonder if he’s been on his bedroom furniture journey yet and when he does come back he’ll have something to show us all, can anyone remember when he said that was starting
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Maybe the IKEA wardrobe finally fell apart and flattened him?
 
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Anti-influencer

Booboo76 said:
I wonder if he’s been on his bedroom furniture journey yet and when he does come back he’ll have something to show us all, can anyone remember when he said that was starting
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Don’t worry ma lovelie he will do 100 rambling stories to remind us all
 
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Popper

“Go live your life’s” Does the wee hobbit really think people are putting their lives on hold while they await his return?
 
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witchofwestbyfleet

Straight from the mouth of oor Marion: GO LIVE YOUR LIFES. Be free. Spine bright like diamonds. Wherever you go, smell the wealth. He'll be back WHEN HE'S BACK and not before
 
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brumbrum16

He's alright ma lovelies Oor Rayn hasn't eaten him and he hasn't been arrested! Go live ya life ma lovelies, nae debates
 
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maggiedoot

Go Live Your Lives = Fuck away off

The instahun life is a poisoned chalice for ordinary people i think!
 
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Lady Bug

I think he's done folks. He must have contractual stuff to do and so needs to post at certain times. And when that's over I don't think we will hear anymore from him. He never had any management and I think it got too much for him.
 
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Babybail93

Lady Bug said:
I think he's done folks. He must have contractual stuff to do and so needs to post at certain times. And when that's over I don't think we will hear anymore from him. He never had any management and I think it got too much for him.
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Maybe he’s realised how sad and small his little world is, and that it really isn’t aspirational. There are only so many times you can show a 3 room bedsit and decorate it. He has no hope of ever leaving there, so best to nip it in the bud. In other words, fuck off Mario with your sad little life
 
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Boooooujie

What in the name of tattie hearts and stovie farts is that all about he sounds so rude, may as well just off said fuck aff and leave me alone, get back in yer ain lain and leave me to have ma jooos in ma hoose coooaaat
 
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Chez300

That message is for sure directed as Tattlers! Go live your ‘life’s’?? The amount of stories he puts on everyday what’s he doing with his days now cos he only works part time!
 
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Doodlebug71

Boooooujie said:
What in the name of tattie hearts and stovie farts is that all about he sounds so rude, may as well just off said fuck aff and leave me alone, get back in yer ain lain and leave me to have ma jooos in ma hoose coooaaat
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We got to have tattie hearts and stovie farts in a thread suggestion ma luvlee ...so aye back intae ma ain lane I swerve
 
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Poptart

Basically he's got all the free stuff he needed for the flat and now he can't be arsed with insta. One day these companies that these people fleece for free stuff will learn!!!
 
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Very Cherry

Chez300 said:
That message is for sure directed as Tattlers! Go live your ‘life’s’?? The amount of stories he puts on everyday what’s he doing with his days now cos he only works part time!
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Aye i agree ma lovelie, i think he realises that us Tattlers are actually the only ones who are looking for him. I don't think any of his lovelies have actually messaged him, his inbox and ootbox are both empty.
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Lady Bug said:
I think he's done folks. He must have contractual stuff to do and so needs to post at certain times. And when that's over I don't think we will hear anymore from him. He never had any management and I think it got too much for him.
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Agree to disagree ma lovelie. He's just suffering cannaebearseditis. It's seasonal even though he disnae like seasonal stuff. Been here this time last year. His ego needs instagram as does his piggy bank
 
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